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Toilet pluggers

Speaking of porta-pottis (and out houses).......
Those things oughta come standard with a ram-rod so you can tamp down the pile prior performing your duty so you don't get other peoples waste all over in your ball sack skin hair.

Sounds like a couple I saw at Richmond for the spring race.
 
get the Toto seat with the heavy stream clean...light stream clean...oscallating clean...forward spray clean for the ladies...warm air dryer..ETC ETC .all streams are warm water...they cost about 1500 bucks....we have one in our staff washroom at our plumbing shop...we nickmamed her Jasmine...she is our new gal pal..lol...we all swore we would not take advantage of her features but we eventually did and well...its orgasmic...lol..
 
get the Toto seat with the heavy stream clean...light stream clean...oscallating clean...forward spray clean for the ladies...warm air dryer..ETC ETC .all streams are warm water...they cost about 1500 bucks....we have one in our staff washroom at our plumbing shop...we nickmamed her Jasmine...she is our new gal pal..lol...we all swore we would not take advantage of her features but we eventually did and well...its orgasmic...lol..
Are we still talking about toilets?
 
Speaking of porta-pottis (and out houses).......
Those things oughta come standard with a ram-rod so you can tamp down the pile prior performing your duty so you don't get other peoples waste all over in your ball sack skin hair.


We had a satellite on a jobsite that I nicknamed "**** Mountain",
cuz when opened the door, thats exactly what you saw.

No chit on the back-o-my-sack :eek::eek:
 
Damn fellas, I can crest the water and not plug it.

Now my 4 year old daughter....well she at least once a week can plug a crapper without paper. I'm not exactly where she gets those world record trout from but I'm getting sick of plunging.
 
get a good toliet and no plunging.....if you drop ringers or size of fist....yes low flows suck.....they also make what MULE said....two buttons...one for #1 and button 2 for #2.....even stores like lowes, mynards, and depot have big flush...but i would get a good one.....go to a real toliet store.....plus get it enlongated....need alittle room for the man to swing...

use quality paper like charmins and then use a wet wipe or two after....then if the lady says lets go big boy you wont have to pinch your checks or stick your azz out so she dosent smell what she made last night....plus alittle scotch
 
get a good toliet and no plunging.....if you drop ringers or size of fist....yes low flows suck.....they also make what MULE said....two buttons...one for #1 and button 2 for #2.....even stores like lowes, mynards, and depot have big flush...but i would get a good one.....go to a real toliet store.....plus get it enlongated....need alittle room for the man to swing...

use quality paper like charmins and then use a wet wipe or two after....then if the lady says lets go big boy you wont have to pinch your checks or stick your azz out so she dosent smell what she made last night....plus alittle scotch


Stop stealing my ideas JB :D:D:D
 
While we're at it.......
Cheap toilet paper...........WTF????????
Who make the executive decision to purchase this garbage?
Nothing worse than breaking through when shaping things up down there.
If you're not carrying any business cards, what do you use to clean out your fingernails?

Here's what I do......
I clean the mookie from under my nails with my drivers license.
Then I go & commit traffic violations until the lucky winner pulls me over and
asks to see my license!
:D

if diarrhea were an olympic sport..your name would be Michael Phelps.
 
This thread is USELESS with out PICS!:D
A few years back I ate a box of red hots in the afternoon, then had taco bell for dinner.

The result was rather... spectacular.

Did take a pic of it and handed it over to ratemypoo.com. I'll see if I can dig that up for you.
 
A few years back I ate a box of red hots in the afternoon, then had taco bell for dinner.

The result was rather... spectacular.

Did take a pic of it and handed it over to ratemypoo.com. I'll see if I can dig that up for you.

1> didn't even know that such a site exsisted! :eek:

2> No thank you, but thank you anyways!
 
While we're at it.......
Cheap toilet paper...........WTF????????
Who make the executive decision to purchase this garbage?
Nothing worse than breaking through when shaping things up down there.
If you're not carrying any business cards, what do you use to clean out your fingernails?

Here's what I do......
I clean the mookie from under my nails with my drivers license.
Then I go & commit traffic violations until the lucky winner pulls me over and
asks to see my license!
:D

your prolly a nail biter, chew em to the quick till they bleed then suck the funk off

got a bro that chews his nails, sick

but then again doesn't leave room to get crap under his nails

me on the other hand, I sport some long finger nails at times, until i get around to cutting them off with a pocket knife or something.
 
yep...the toilet seat..made by Toto who also make toilets...we sell American Standard and Toto..these seats are amazing..they need there own 110 circuit and water supply

I am a bit uneasy with the idea of a stream of water spraying my balls and 110 volts anywhere near this pleasure ride!
 
I am a bit uneasy with the idea of a stream of water spraying my balls and 110 volts anywhere near this pleasure ride!

its heated water/oscallating or pulsating spray...the seat is heated...the controls are hand held or wall mount wireless...high to low pressure...etc etc etc..a bubble gum wrapper will clean your butt after that seat takes care of you...oh yea...it has a blow dryer..all the water is feed through a t adaper that goes to the toilet tank..i really was skeptical abut these things... i commute 45 miles to work...now i save my morning dump till i get to work to use this babe
 
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