Toilet pluggers

[Sidehiller]

How many times a week do you plug the toilet after your morning buisness? I'm beginning to think I need to either eat less or use less paper. Either that or I might be in line for the plunger hall of fame!

 

[sledchick]

I like to think of diarrhea as "fun ****" haha

 

[Weekday Warrior]

whoa

you two are weird


dude, just flush twice-once for the stool and once for the paper

 

[snowbunny chaser]

I can't think of when i have ever had to plunge my toilet!

 

[827revdog]

maybe you just need a bigger man toilet.

 

[Sidehiller]

whoa

you two are weird


dude, just flush twice-once for the stool and once for the paper

Sounds like you are experienced and found a solution!

maybe you just need a bigger man toilet.

No, I could plug Al Bundy's toilet!

 

[Weekday Warrior]

on a serious note, ya I got a new toilet in the house and it doesn't flush for crap

sucks

kids plug it up all the time


next time I want one that will flush a tonka truck

 

[T-Bone]

This and the thread about the guy killing a bat with a dirty magazine should get "snowest thread of the year" considerations.

 

[Ex-Member]

When I replace mine I think imma get one of the toilets with the "flush assist" feature... gives the clingy poo an extra "push" to make it past the porcelain.

 

[Mafesto]

dude, just flush twice-once for the stool and once for the paper

This is exactly what I gotta do on one of my man chairs to prevent plugging!

On a real good day, I can plug it up with just the mookie pile and NO PAPER!!!

 

[Beels]

Low-flow toilets are junk...

 

[skibreeze]

WTF are you monkeys eating? Nevermind TMI. Normal people don't clog up toilets.

 

[sledchick]

This is exactly what I gotta do on one of my man chairs to prevent plugging!

On a real good day, I can plug it up with just the mookie pile and NO PAPER!!!

are you married??? hahaha!

 

[Squirrelchaser]

You need a crapper out of a Mcdonalds. Those things will pull your bung hole off if you flush when sitting down.

 

[Mafesto]

WTF are you monkeys eating? Nevermind TMI. Normal people don't clog up toilets.

Perhaps it is difficult for mere "normal" mortals, however a few of us have achieved "elite" status!
Give me a bowl of shredded wheat & a bag of black licorice I could put a porta-potti out of service!

 

[Mafesto]

Speaking of porta-pottis (and out houses).......
Those things oughta come standard with a ram-rod so you can tamp down the pile prior performing your duty so you don't get other peoples waste all over in your ball sack skin hair.

 

[Mafesto]

While we're at it.......
Cheap toilet paper...........WTF????????
Who make the executive decision to purchase this garbage?
Nothing worse than breaking through when shaping things up down there.
If you're not carrying any business cards, what do you use to clean out your fingernails?

Here's what I do......
I clean the mookie from under my nails with my drivers license.
Then I go & commit traffic violations until the lucky winner pulls me over and
asks to see my license!

 

[Gaz]

I've said it before: wiping my ace is like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet....and it usually ends up plugging up the crapper.

 

[Gaz]

Speaking of porta-pottis (and out houses).......
Those things oughta come standard with a ram-rod so you can tamp down the pile prior performing your duty so you don't get other peoples waste all over in your ball sack skin hair.

This just made beer come out my nose...AWESOME!

 

[Rob1334]

Building a new house and went with the good model.... Similar to the Furgeson that Al Bundy got...... FAAAAAAAWHHHooooosh!!!!!