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AkHockey10
Well-known member
Got this from a friend..........
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This guy walks into a bar (not ouch
) and walks up to the bar and says
"Bartender i would like three beers"
so the bartender gives him one beer at first and says
"I will give you one now and when you finish that, i will give you the second, the the third so they done go bad on ya"
the guy says "No, no, its ok, just give me three beers now, please" and the bartender does just that.
This guy keeps going to the bar and keeps on ordering three beers, and he does this about four times a week, and its been almost three months and when the guy walks back in the bar tender says
"I dont mean to be rude but, why do you always order three beers all at once?"
the man replies "Well, i grew up on a farm with two brothers and a couple years ago, my parents sold the farm, and me and my brothers and I made an agreement that everytime we go to a bar, we would order three beers as a remembrance of all the good times we had and the memories, and the three beers would be for me, and my two brothers as if we were here together!"
Couple weeks later, the man walks in and this time only orders two beers.
the bartender says to him "wow, man! im sorry for you loss and you have my prayers and condolence's!"
the man replies "ohhh no man, that aint it! You see, me and my wife joined a church and she says that i cant drink anymore but, that dont stop my brothers from drinking!!!"
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This guy walks into a bar (not ouch
) and walks up to the bar and says"Bartender i would like three beers"
so the bartender gives him one beer at first and says
"I will give you one now and when you finish that, i will give you the second, the the third so they done go bad on ya"
the guy says "No, no, its ok, just give me three beers now, please" and the bartender does just that.
This guy keeps going to the bar and keeps on ordering three beers, and he does this about four times a week, and its been almost three months and when the guy walks back in the bar tender says
"I dont mean to be rude but, why do you always order three beers all at once?"
the man replies "Well, i grew up on a farm with two brothers and a couple years ago, my parents sold the farm, and me and my brothers and I made an agreement that everytime we go to a bar, we would order three beers as a remembrance of all the good times we had and the memories, and the three beers would be for me, and my two brothers as if we were here together!"
Couple weeks later, the man walks in and this time only orders two beers.
the bartender says to him "wow, man! im sorry for you loss and you have my prayers and condolence's!"
the man replies "ohhh no man, that aint it! You see, me and my wife joined a church and she says that i cant drink anymore but, that dont stop my brothers from drinking!!!
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