Slim's afton massacre

[matt22]

Of course!

Anything for you Jody... Wear that baby with pride..... SAVE OUR LAND damnit!

No No Scotty, I would drive back and get my "Huge in Japan" shirt.... Come on!

 

[justadude]

What is with the burning tree????

 

[drinkwyo]

Oh the burnin tree

Well u see, slimbama was carvin this SICK line with his new XP thru the wilderness when ALL OF A SUDDEN out of no where he bumped into a little tiny PINECONE sitting on top of the snow next to that tree. Upon impact the fuel tank was severed and ol SLIM just happened to be smokin a huge CIGAR Well, he coughed out the cigar and it landed right in the middle of the spewing fuel tank. THEN THE TREE WENT UP IN FLAMES As u can see the XP was totally destroyed and melted to nothing. Poor Sliimy will never be the same

 

[Idaho Slim]

Well u see, slimbama was carvin this SICK line with his new XP thru the wilderness when ALL OF A SUDDEN out of no where he bumped into a little tiny PINECONE sitting on top of the snow next to that tree. Upon impact the fuel tank was severed and ol SLIM just happened to be smokin a huge CIGAR Well, he coughed out the cigar and it landed right in the middle of the spewing fuel tank. THEN THE TREE WENT UP IN FLAMES As u can see the XP was totally destroyed and melted to nothing. Poor Sliimy will never be the same

A YUP! That's sactly wut happened, so since that thar tree was a flamin (kinder Like Brock) we all just warmed our tootsie's, since't thar twern't nuthin else we could doo ...........

 

[2fun4u]

Hm..........

I miss ya so much Matty, can I sleep in your shirt????

isn't that interesting!

 

[tech a]

That's him alright. He wore those glasses the whole way over to Afton. A dollar if someone know of where those glasses came from?

I'm thinking Boy George is selling stuff on ebay........

 

[H.I. McDunna]

slim = rockstar??

 

[-Alticity Films-]

haha, you lame-o's wish i was gay. It's just like I tell my 7 year old. Sometimes people make fun of other people because they have no self esteem.

 

[doors4u]

Borrowed sleds are almost as fun as rentals.

 

[Idaho Slim]

2009 TEAM TALK Granny AWARD

Jeeper & myself strarted this ride about 14 years ago.

A few years ago we talked about an award for the biggest sissy of the weekend, wether it be riding sissy, drinking sissy, or whatever. We decided we would call it the Granny Bloomers award, since if you acted like a granny, you got to wear her bloomers!!

Well this year I was given this pair of granny bloomers to start the tradition. As as fate would have it, none other than JEEPER himself overwhelmingly qualified as the winner during this years Afton Ride ......... He just couldn't get down to the bar that Saturday night, he's gettin old hisself and he was all tuckered out Did not make an appearance at ALL!

So JEEPS! Your prize is in the mail, since you are the first receipiant, it is yours to decide next years winner (Louzer) Destroying the bloomers is not allowed, and you must fill out and take pictures of the "tag" that describes who & why next year Then post them on the ride thread next year!

ATTA BOY JEEPS!!

 

[hobbes]

Bwaaaahahahahahaha!!!

 

[matt22]

Omg

Bwaaaahahahahahaha!!!

If you look real close and hold your head right up to the screen.........you can smell them! Mmmmmmm.... Nasty!

 

[JEEPER]

Well thank you very much Mr. Prez.

I accept this award on behalf of all team Blabber mouth. I am very honored to be the First recipient of this prestigious award. After all it was my idea. I'm sure you're smiling like michel jackson at cub scout camp and happier than a fag in a dick tree.
I’m sorry you had to use one of your own depends undergarments that you “depend” on to get you thru the long meetings at work. I’m just grateful you didn't send a used one. I hope cutting into your “ooopsie” supply doesn’t leave you “short” but, like your sexual prowess, you’ll have to do more with less.
But, make no mistake, Like the Stanley cup this award is open to all Americans and Canadians, and like the Stanley Cup this award will be “christened” meaning soiled and molested for the next recipient with the upmost respect that a trophy of this stature deserves. I pity the fool who doesn’t step up next year! you're right, I was as tired as a hundred dollar whore after nickle night, but that should not be used as an excuse.


As a founding member of this little club, and obviously the brains of the outfit, I propose a whole slue of awards be handed out…

#1
I truly believe the true Louzers are the members of team talk that chose for WHATEVER reason not to attend the festivities and I think we need to make some additional awards for them. I’m thinking some baby pacifiers because they chose to stay home and suck on their mother’s teet.
#2
Slim I have just the award for you this year and I’ll post a picture with your name on it after I make it. It’s the hard luck award. it will be a real award and i hope we don't have to hand it out every year. i'll post a pic later, it will take some time to make it first.

#3 I will be welding up a clusterfirk of a mess to award the member that turned the parking lot, gas station, etc into well a clusterfirk making others wait and say:

“I've smoked dope, chewed rope, seen goats firkin in the town square!
Been to 14 of these rides, 4 county fairs, 3 family reunions, 2 rock fights and a punkin pullin, and I ain't never seen no shiit like this shiit.

I have just the turbo riding, antifreeze spewing, contestant, I know the truth is hard to take but it's far from SHOCKING, fox shocking.




i look forward to breaking in the award!

my top ten thoughts on Slimfust 09 later! the good the bad the ugly.

 

[drinkwyo]

Looks like ol Hobbsy is gettin a little prize for his attendance Cant wait to see it Jeeper

 

[H.I. McDunna]

me=louzer

slim(still equals)= rockstar

(this ride is huge. and jeeps and slim are the creators, man. It;s like Spinal tap for these two guys)

Jepper= huge puzzy and rockstar!??

Josh Skinner = fag, and yes you can't practice the 4 figure wave lolol

 

[hobbes]

OUCH! I guess I didn't realize I was ruining everyone's fun. Sorry for holding everyone up...

 

[doors4u]

I still had a good time Al even if our ride time together was short. These guys would complain if they were hung with a new rope.

 

[JEEPER]

Al,

I was just kidding!

I’ve seen WAYYYY more of a cluster than that over the years... I thought it would be fun to hand out an award as a joke every year.
heck you didn't hold up anything for being a mod sled.


I was gonna weld a glob of crap together and stamp it…. ”friggen mods!”

I started on slims award which is a melted piston, if was gonna be the hard luck award for the year. I was thinking we could each throw in $10 or $20 into the pot and the hard luck winner could use it for the repair. Hopefully if there was a year that it didn’t need to be awarded then it would carry over.

let's see over the years I've seen and been the clusterboy a lot here is a run down:

Name these cluster boys:

Diesel in a sled
Broken crank and the clutch fell off on the way out.
Broken crank on the way in
Ring locater pin coming out and ruining a cylinder…. Hint me
Broken steering column
Broken clutch arm….Hint….. Me
Worn out governor cup..Hint…… Me
Broken heat exchanger on a cat needing welding in town
Whatever brocks problem was on his modd
Killer bee stung
Diamond drive failure
Plug wire with a pin hole … hint me

Heck i’m sure this list is wayyy longer than that, but I’m getting old and tired, so I can’t remember them all. My mind was the second thing to go, thank God I can't remember the first...


So sorry no, that post was all sarcasm sorry if it was taken wrong. This year was pretty much the most trouble free year I can remember, especially for me. I learned along time ago that somewhere, sometime on this ride, someone will have some bad luck. Lord knows it’s been slims and mine mantra, that’s why we call each other” Louis”

So sorry if my post was taken wrong, it was meant as a joke. My vote this year would have been:

Me for the granny panties
Slim for the hard luck award
You for the cluster award.

All in fun. Of course some years the hard luck award might be the cluster guy too.

Out…….!

 

[JEEPER]

geeez,

no one even commented of the stanley cup thing, i thought that was pretty funny.

i'm losing my touch.

 

[Beels]

Name these cluster boys:

Diesel in a sled
Broken crank and the clutch fell off on the way out.
Broken crank on the way in
Ring locater pin coming out and ruining a cylinder…. Hint me
Broken steering column
Broken clutch arm….Hint….. Me
Worn out governor cup..Hint…… Me
Broken heat exchanger on a cat needing welding in town
Whatever brocks problem was on his modd
Killer bee stung
Diamond drive failure
Plug wire with a pin hole … hint me

Dammit, BUSTED....

Towed out by Animal. RIP my friend.