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Roommates
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Thanks I think I just found my new sig line!
dyke it out with her
Haha no- she bites (at least thats what she did to a security guard at a concert, but then again she spent the night in jail for that and got a nice MIP to go along with is
))I'm a freshman and mine is terrible, probably the most socially decrepit kid I've ever met. Sits on myspace and IM, plays internet chess and chit all day. Won't leave unless for class or food, no sense of humor, follows all the rules, ughhh.
Can't complain too much though, been crashing in the girl's dorm as of late.
Can't complain too much though, been crashing in the girl's dorm as of late.
I have a funny story about Freshman roommates. Geographically we were not that far apart throughout high school, and we were both active in sports so the chances of us knowing each other or knowing someone that knew the other person was pretty high. Between our conversation to figure out who will bring what, and the start of school my roommate, through small talk, spoke with someone who knew me. The problem is they knew a Zack Dawson from Canton not the Zach Dawson from Canistota (me). Apparently this Zack guy from Canton was a huge prick that no one could stand, the arrogant jock type that really sucked at life but thought he was the best at anything he did. So this made my roommate a little nervous because he had a lot of HS buddies in the same dorm on the same floor as him and he didn’t want to move or try to find a new room to live in. He got his stuff moved in and was gone before I even showed up. The first thing I see when I walked into my new room was a note on my desk addressed to me. In it was a note that contained a lot of : “oh my god, seriously, we are going to have so muuuuuccchhh fun!” “I found some really cute things for our room” “!!!!” “do you like theater? I hope so because I LOVE it”….ect ect, you get the point. This put my gaydar on alert, I was chitting bricks because there is no way in hell I was living with someone who was gay or acted like that. Right away I was ready to find a new place to live before even moving my crap but with the chaos of move in day trying to get a new room was out of the question. Well as the day went on I ran into old friends, hot chicks, party invites, and started to forget about my possible gay roommate and was focused on planning my night of partying. To make a long story short I pretty much avoided my room for the first few days, and I met my roommate finally on day 3 after move in. To my surprise, he was wearing straight clothes, had no gay lisp, and was cool. The first thing he asked was “are you from Canton, and I replied “no”, we got the whole note straightened out….had some laughs (it was his attempt to get the jock to move out) and 8 years later we still talk and hook up for a beer once in awhile.
Try having 2 big black dudes for roommates in a 2 room dorm. I can't tell you how many times i woke up in the middle of the night with 10 black guys in my dorm watching girls gone wild "Big booty addition"! I have had better times in my life.
Oh ya, I swear that the game of dominoes is the game of choice for black people just as much as newports are the cig of choice.
Oh ya, I swear that the game of dominoes is the game of choice for black people just as much as newports are the cig of choice.
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I did learn some usefull info tho, Such as if i go to the " DIRTY SOUTH" I can communicate. If i want to tell some one that i dined on some shrimp down the street and then enjoyed a strawberry, It goes like this, I Gone down the skrit and had ate dem Skrimps I den had me some Skrawberrys.
College is an excellent time to learn how to communicate effectively.
Try talking with and asking your roommate to cease and desist. To many people get scared to speak up, college is a great time to learn how to do that, and that will benefit you for the rest of your life!
Cadman,
Is your straight A S-N-L hot? I dig smart hot chics!
Try talking with and asking your roommate to cease and desist. To many people get scared to speak up, college is a great time to learn how to do that, and that will benefit you for the rest of your life!
Cadman,
Is your straight A S-N-L hot? I dig smart hot chics!
Sounds like you might be the bad roomate. College is for partying. You should rent a copy of Animal House and enjoy your college experience. Once you graduate you will be in debt, and have to work for the rest of your life to pay off your loans anyway.
How is that college education working out for you at Domino's?
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sledchick
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I don't miss freshmen year at all in college...I had the volleyball girls on my floor, I swear they were out every night. You could hear them bringing home guys just as often too. My roommate was cool though, lucky enough. I hung out with a lot of guys that were into motocross, and went to OK & TX for spring break...and went to the strip clubs..haha ahh good times. College is a lot of fun in the aspect in meeting a TON of different people from different places, you just gotta weed out the bad ones. Now I'm graduating this year, and all the studying etc..is seeming to pay off.
College is a lot of fun in the aspect in meeting a TON of different people from different places, you just gotta weed out the bad ones. Now I'm graduating this year, and all the studying etc..is seeming to pay off. I aggree.
Lmao. That would probably work but for about the past week she has a really bad rash and it is all over her
I want Rash pictures.
If you cant beat them join them.
A Stork's Tale
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.
The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm
him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are
sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's
bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is
absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the
parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Oh, just scaring the crap out of college
students!"
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.
The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm
him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are
sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's
bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is
absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the
parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Oh, just scaring the crap out of college
students!"
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Nikolai
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LMFAO, that's just not right
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Originally Posted by m8magicandmystery
dyke it out with her
don;t have to worry about her biting if you hang the licking on her..
Originally Posted by m8magicandmystery
dyke it out with her
Haha no- she bites (at least thats what she did to a security guard at a concert, but then again she spent the night in jail for that and got a nice MIP to go along with is
don;t have to worry about her biting if you hang the licking on her..
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LADYREV800
Well-known member
Roommates...I lucked out my freshman year of college. I had a kickass roommate. Learned little and drank entirely too much. Pulled head out of arse and am now going into nursing. Oh and I lived on a co-ed floor.
Ya but im a girl
Look....Judging from the photo, your roomie is kinda scrawny. Lay the SMACK down on her azz and show her whose dorm room it REALLY is.
College is an excellent time to learn how to communicate effectively.
Try talking with and asking your roommate to cease and desist. To many people get scared to speak up, college is a great time to learn how to do that, and that will benefit you for the rest of your life!
Cadman,
Is your straight A S-N-L hot? I dig smart hot chics!
Yes.
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Bubba700
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College is an excellent time to learn how to communicate effectively.
Try talking with and asking your roommate to cease and desist. To many people get scared to speak up, college is a great time to learn how to do that, and that will benefit you for the rest of your life!
Cadman,
I dig yound dumb blondes that are barely legal!
Fixed that one for ya Phatty!
haha
