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TurboGuy800
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works well cause he gets to ride the day after any storm that comes through
Popping the big question?
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NDflatlander
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Mach, does she have any hot dentist friends you can hook me up with? Haha! Someone had to ask
Remember - This is what you are getting yourself into!
Dear Technical Support
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
>I soon noticed that the new program involved unexpected child processing
>that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
>installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity.
>
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting & Fishing
>7.5, and Racing 3.6 on longer run, and crash the system whenever selected
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
>but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
>PLEASE HELP!!!
>
>
>
>Dear Troubled User
>
>This is a very common problem:
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a utilities and entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an operating
>system and is designed to run everything! It is impossible to delete Wife
>1.0 or to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
>
>It is also impossible to uninstall or purge program files from the system
>once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warning: Alimony/Child
>Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
>situation.
>
>I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter
>the command C:/APOLOGIZE. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
>very high maintenance. It comes with several support programs, such as
>Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. Be very careful how
>you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
>program Nag Nag 9.5.
>
>Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
>to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds
>5.0.
>
>WARNING!!! Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of Luck,
>Technical Suppor
Dear Technical Support
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
>I soon noticed that the new program involved unexpected child processing
>that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
>installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
>activity.
>
>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting & Fishing
>7.5, and Racing 3.6 on longer run, and crash the system whenever selected
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
>but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
>
>PLEASE HELP!!!
>
>
>
>Dear Troubled User
>
>This is a very common problem:
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a utilities and entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an operating
>system and is designed to run everything! It is impossible to delete Wife
>1.0 or to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
>
>It is also impossible to uninstall or purge program files from the system
>once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warning: Alimony/Child
>Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
>situation.
>
>I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter
>the command C:/APOLOGIZE. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
>very high maintenance. It comes with several support programs, such as
>Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. Be very careful how
>you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
>program Nag Nag 9.5.
>
>Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
>to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds
>5.0.
>
>WARNING!!! Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
>irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>Best of Luck,
>Technical Suppor
If you are going to be at Grand Lake, wait until the fireworks at midnight, then pop the question. There is a bonfire up on top of one of the mountains, the local club and denver club will be hosting. You get to view the fireworks from up high. Pretty cool.
BTW, my other half proposed to me on Christmas Eve at Lands End on the Grand Mesa. Didn't get any better than that!
BTW, my other half proposed to me on Christmas Eve at Lands End on the Grand Mesa. Didn't get any better than that!
You might as well do it.. My wife makes double what I make as a managing vp at a major bank.. We've been married 15 years and "our" money has always been "ours".. It all goes into one account, pays all the bills and we split the remainder.. As long as you are both contributing 100% I don't see a problem.. When we got married I was making double what she was so we've both been on the other end of stick.. The main thing is to treat any woman like a queen and make sure you are both able to compromise and you'll come out far ahead.. Sure there are always the ups and downs, but makes up sex or angry sex is generally always great..
Good luck, just don't listen to Brad Paisleys new song "If love was a plane".. Odds aren't that great these days, but 40%-50% of marriages DO make it..
Good luck, just don't listen to Brad Paisleys new song "If love was a plane".. Odds aren't that great these days, but 40%-50% of marriages DO make it..
Jeff C that was funny
Pop the question if you haven't already, you've lived together for 2 years and joint accounts so you are married, now just say it in front of your friends. Just know once you do she will have schedule lined out for you. Women are smart like that. I have a buddy in the same situation as you and he didn't think it would happen soon, but when he popped the question the next day she was planning the damn thing. they will be married with in 6 mo of making it official. It is good for him though he is deffintely marrying up.
Pop the question if you haven't already, you've lived together for 2 years and joint accounts so you are married, now just say it in front of your friends. Just know once you do she will have schedule lined out for you. Women are smart like that. I have a buddy in the same situation as you and he didn't think it would happen soon, but when he popped the question the next day she was planning the damn thing. they will be married with in 6 mo of making it official. It is good for him though he is deffintely marrying up.
