Places you woke up still drunk

[joshkoltes]

whos woke up "damaged"

how many of you have been missing an eyebrow in the morning?
i woke up with a stripe shaved slanted from my neck, half my chin, right stache, right eyebrow, right side of my head, down the left side in the back. looked like i was wearing a halo but they pulled it down over half my head.

iv lost so many eyebrows, that sucks. but do ya know whats worse? when they shave 2/3 of both brows. then you have to shave the rest yourself or else you look way too angry all the time.

 

[spook222]

woke up to some girl asking for her earing back. Said I didn't know where she put it and she reached up and plucked it out of my ear! D*mn females had pierced my ear while I was passed out, you'd think you'd learn

 

[1bad600]

Drove to a party with some friends, woke up the next afternoon in the bed of my truck under the tonneau cover . Dont know if i drove home and decided i didnt want to sleep in my real bed or if my buddies drove my truck and threw me in the truck bed and left me in my driveway, they wont tell me, they say they dont remember either. Oh yeah, my neighbor saw me climb out of my truck bed that afternoon.

 

[revrider1]

Back in the day, woke up once handcuffed and upside down in the back of a patrol car...

 

[WC820]

Piss Drunk

I woke up after a 3 day bender in washington missouri NO ****IN CLUE How I got there! Had pile of cash in wallet Like over a grand! Come to find out we were at one casino in southern IA I left with some girls! Ended up at another casino went to Saint Louis for A race then to another Casino where I won more But apparently started making out with the Wrong Girl got ditched by the girls I was with and the one I just met ditched me too! Went on a walkabout Like I do alot when wasted and decided a park was A nice place to sleep! What a bender! greyhound ride home took forever I didnt wanna call anyone to come get me! Still came out like $500 ahead on a 3 day bender! Boss at the time was far less than ammused!

 

[xrated]

was sharing a hotel with buds one night in LaCrosse, WI.

Me and another guy were sharing the pull out bed....yep the old top of sheet bottom of sheet.

Woke up the next morning after being the last one back....I had not only crawled under the blankets....I had peeled back the mattress cover and was snuggled up between it and the mattress

I always thought it would be a good idea to wear a helmet cam when out drinking so I knew what the hell I did.

 

[wickman]

Going to Washington DC for my sisters wedding on Saturday. The wife and I have a room at the hotel where the reception is. No telling where I will wake up. I haven't been ****house drunk in a long time, I can feel a good one coming.

Well, I survived the wedding. I did get totally plastered but I did not wake up anywhere strange. I guess I did a few off the wall things over the course of the night, my wife says I started to take my clothes off at the bar after the reception. My uncle hurt his foot the day before the wedding and apparently I was his b!tch that night but as long as he was buying the Johnny Walker Black, I would be his *****. I may be easy but I am not cheap.

 

[TruckerBallZach]

Wnt camping...bought a new tent and a haf gallon of makers mark whiskey. Woke up the next morning, tent still in plastic, truck running, im in driver seat, buddy in passenger seat, and a tree stuck in what was left of the grill of my poor chevy and an enormous grouve burned into my brand new tire. Apparently vodka makes me think my truck is a bulldozer

21st birthday, woke up at 12-ish-am, in the alley behind the bar, blowing chunks into the storm drain, some very nice people (also drunk im assuming) came to my rescue, got my phone, and somehow called my girlfriend at the time to come pick me up. My friends had no idea where i was. Hurled all over her car on the way home. Next morning wake up...feel...ok! go to take a step out of bed cuz i gotta GO....legs dont work...ie. FACEPLANT in the hallway. Oh yeah! I still lived with my parents too

 

[juicetitboostit]

watch yourself Tim, something from many of these stories could happen to you over derby weekend

 

[Snorider]

A couple years ago i was in pendleton for the round up and was partyin friday night, next thing i really remember is waking up in a bathtub wearing only a shirt and 1 sock. I was lucky cause i was able to find the rest of my clothes, and when i started to look around the hotel room, i noticed something was a bit out of place. didn't think too much of it, but I saw where it looked like i had been sleeping in a bed so i crawled in and went back to sleep. got woke up a couple hours later.

turns out I had meet the girls i stayed with at a lingerie party that saturday night, partied with them sunday and i learned this around 10:30 monday morning. oh and i was in venetian hotel in vegas. and my truck ended up still in pendleton where i had parked it on firday.

the only part i was pissed at was none of my buddies made it, so maybe i could've at least documented some of it.

 

[mtnrider406]

Wnt camping...bought a new tent and a haf gallon of makers mark whiskey. Woke up the next morning, tent still in plastic, truck running, im in driver seat, buddy in passenger seat, and a tree stuck in what was left of the grill of my poor chevy and an enormous grouve burned into my brand new tire. Apparently vodka makes me think my truck is a bulldozer

Just wondering is there more to the story??? where did the vodka come into play

 

[mold]

NO ONE HAS MENTIONED PLANET EARTH!!

 

[YooperMike]

In Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, in a hotel room. Woke up underneath a wall heater/AC unit wearing a pizza box as a blanket in a room with 2 dudes and 2 chicks I didn't know. I was supposed to be in Sault Ste. Marie, MI. Don't know how I got across the International Bridge and border crossing.

 

[mxracer328]

in a ditch about 2kms from my buddies house where the party was, they told me the next morning that i was out to go cow tipping, either i didnt make it to the cows or never made it back.

in my passenger seat naked with no clothes around outside the bar.

on my basement concrete floor naked with a plastic police hat on with red and blue LED's on it and green pull down visor. (how do i always end up naked?)

on a wood pile underneath the tarp at a buddies cabin, they had no clue where i was until noon when they built a fire to make hot dogs, i woke up just in time for lunch