Translation: You nailed me down to the tee. I'm one of those feeble minded individuals that was an easy target for indoctrination while attending my local liberal arts college on my parents dime. My professors and other lefty friends told me I was smarter than any conservative and I'm here to prove it by coming on this innerweb forum and talking down to all those redneck, god fearing, snowmobile riding, dolts. They also told me that those SUV drivin', snowmachine ridin', pea brains are destroying the planet and causing global warming but it's so cold this morning my Prius won't start. What the heck? Oh well, after thinking about it and consulting the Huffinton Post, it makes perfect sense to me now. The colder it get's the more that it proves the planet is in the midst of a dangerous man made warming trend. See, there's some of that superior liberal intellect at work.
Ha ha... that must be the way you see everything...
Here is you...
You are a tool... What work you do, you think you are the only one that can accomplish it. You continually think you are the only one pulling your weight, when really all you do is complain and drop morale down. You are continually surprised that noobs that you work with aren't as smart as you with your 20 years of experience, and you neglect any chance of teaching opportunity that arises. Your poor high school (if that) education makes you think you got to where you are in life because you are naturally smart. But really, you have blocked out all your failures in life, and all the hand outs and help outs and opportunities that people have given to you.. Seems your ego can't handle the truth.
You got hit by the bible at a young age, and have been thumping it ever since. You view down to people that aren't "believers", and believe that god really did make the constitution.. You think religion solves most problems but really, you fail to make the connection that it is the cause of most of the worlds large conflicts. You want the government to stay out of your business, but then uphold your own personal religious beliefs and make them law.
You watch FOX news and take emotional arguments as factual statements. You see a pro/con and think that those are the only options.... You are so blinded by hate and anger that you haven't been able to view other people's opinions with an open mind for decades... There is only one way, your way, or the highway, but you don't realize that your the one on the highway already.. You sit around with your friends blaming the left for all of your lifes problems, but really it is your apathy to actually get of your butt and voice your opinion and be heard that is the real problem. You would rather make a couple more dollars, then sacrifice any time or effort to making YOUR country better for YOUR children by voicing YOUR opinoin and becoming envolved in the system.
You blame problems with children on the so called liberal teachers, yet you make no point of being a larger influence on your own children's beliefs. You hate all immigrants, but then you turn a blind eye when your friends hire them out to make more profit, instead of paying more for local, legal workers.
You are so infatuated with the USA that you cannot think of any possible means that it could be a little different and still be ok. The way it is done, is the only way that it could possibly ever work. Sad, as what the whole problem is, is a lack of vision...
You constantly bag on liberals thinking they are better then you, but yet you think it is ok to do the same to them. You are a book of contradictions and feel good emotional arguments. You have no ability to grasp the complex issues that face this world, and are so selfish that you believe that the only way to live in this world, is the way you do... Really, really sad.
There you go.... Mine is about as factual as your's was, I bet....
I hope you enjoy it, and you might even get all in a huff and not even read this last paragraph and try to defend yourself. We shall see...
