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Nelson
Well-known member
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about
a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss,
any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase
one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected
and WORK is controlling your life.
a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss,
any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase
one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected
and WORK is controlling your life.
