One night a blonde was driving down the road when all of a sudden a tree popped up in front of her so she swerved and then another one and then another one.
Then a highwaypartol noticed that the car was swerving. He turned on his lights and pulled the vehicle over and asked the woman " Have you been drinking tonight ma'am?"
SHe politly said " No sir." "the trees have been popping up in front of me, so i am swerving to miss them."
The Officer kindly says "Ma'am, that is your air freshener!"
Then a highwaypartol noticed that the car was swerving. He turned on his lights and pulled the vehicle over and asked the woman " Have you been drinking tonight ma'am?"
SHe politly said " No sir." "the trees have been popping up in front of me, so i am swerving to miss them."
The Officer kindly says "Ma'am, that is your air freshener!"