Why do people buy a $50,000 pickup and then put a 50 cent bumper sticker on it?
Why do city folks tow their 40 foot travel trailer to the mountains, park it in an area with 33 other travel trailers, pull out a couple of lawn chairs and call that Camping?
Why do people insist on driving in the left lane when there is an open road in front of them and there are cars lined up behind them?
Why do hotels buy HDTV's and provide no HD programming?
Why is diesel fuel cheaper to produce yet more expensive at the pump?
Why were children of my generation taught how to treat a woman by Pepe Le Pew and then 17 years later get served with a restraining order for stalking when practicing the incredible lessons of the master of seduction, Mr. Pepe Le Pew.
Why is it cool if 43 full grown men (or 42 men and 1 woman) put their name on their overalls and the roof of their car, drive in circles and they are heros but a guy puts his name on his snowmobile and he instantly becomes a douch bag?
"Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?
How exactly does the sun set?
How exactly does a posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?
It just does."