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Spud
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An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine
in my Country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of
one person, put it into another and have him looking for
work in six weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and
said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take
a lung out of one person and put it into anotherand have him looking for work in 4 weeks"
The Russian doctor got up and said
"My country is even more advanced,we can remove half a heart from
one person, put it into another and havethem both looking for work in just
2 weeks!"
Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in
medicine,we can take an A$$hole out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"
in my Country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of
one person, put it into another and have him looking for
work in six weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and
said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take
a lung out of one person and put it into anotherand have him looking for work in 4 weeks"
The Russian doctor got up and said
"My country is even more advanced,we can remove half a heart from
one person, put it into another and havethem both looking for work in just
2 weeks!"
Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in
medicine,we can take an A$$hole out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"
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