the wife may call the cops..but i sure wouldnt! id call buddy up the road .then i`d take the s.o.b. zip strap hands and put em in the back of the truck drive up 20miles in the bush take his shoes and jacket..(it hes a real dick his pants) give him a good old boot ****king and leave em to walk back..buck *** naked.thats if he cut the locks on my gate and sled and stuck around with my 140lb rotti..needless to say .. never had anything go missing.