LMAO Husband cuts house in half.
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LMAO!!
In my hot tar days I actually worked with an old time hot roofer that really did this!! His ex wanted 1/2 of everything!! Apparently it got very nasty. So one day he took a chainsaw and cut the house in half right down the middle and then hooked his side up to a D-9 cat and started dragging it off untill the popo showed up. How fun would that have been!!
That guy was hillarious!! God rest his soul!!
I persoinally think thhey deserved each other. LOL One day we were all sitting eating lunch and he started screaming!! We come to find out that inside his balony sandwich was a perfectly round cut piece of tin foil hidden in the sandwich to match the balony. It just so happened I don't think he had a tooth that did not have a filling. Ouch!!
Can you say vindictive!! Ha Ha.
He deserved everything he got. lol he once walked into the bedroom with a 2x4 sticking through the leg holes in his shorts. When she asked what the hell he was doing he replied ( I don't want to fall in!!)
Good Times Hot Roofing!!
-T
In my hot tar days I actually worked with an old time hot roofer that really did this!! His ex wanted 1/2 of everything!! Apparently it got very nasty. So one day he took a chainsaw and cut the house in half right down the middle and then hooked his side up to a D-9 cat and started dragging it off untill the popo showed up. How fun would that have been!!
That guy was hillarious!! God rest his soul!!
I persoinally think thhey deserved each other. LOL One day we were all sitting eating lunch and he started screaming!!
We come to find out that inside his balony sandwich was a perfectly round cut piece of tin foil hidden in the sandwich to match the balony. It just so happened I don't think he had a tooth that did not have a filling. Ouch!! Can you say vindictive!! Ha Ha.
He deserved everything he got. lol he once walked into the bedroom with a 2x4 sticking through the leg holes in his shorts. When she asked what the hell he was doing he replied ( I don't want to fall in!!
)Good Times Hot Roofing!!
-T
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been there done that got the T shirt .....
back when I was a real dink .....I sold this dude a car ...25 hun no biggy ...dude didn't pay ...drove it around said oh yeah next week ..I'll have the cake ....I got tired of eating cake
went down to acklands rented a chop saw ....showd up on buddies door step asked him one more time for the bread ...no go ...same ole excuse ..
I calmly went back to my pick up flashed up a 14 inch chop saw and cut the civic in half completely whoile skippy looked on with 2 of his buddies ,..was pricless ...dude thought he was a kinda tought guy ...well aparently he wasn't that tough ....
thanks for the memories ..
back when I was a real dink .....I sold this dude a car ...25 hun no biggy ...dude didn't pay ...drove it around said oh yeah next week ..I'll have the cake ....I got tired of eating cake
went down to acklands rented a chop saw ....showd up on buddies door step asked him one more time for the bread ...no go ...same ole excuse ..
I calmly went back to my pick up flashed up a 14 inch chop saw and cut the civic in half completely whoile skippy looked on with 2 of his buddies ,..was pricless ...dude thought he was a kinda tought guy ...well aparently he wasn't that tough ....
thanks for the memories ..
nice h2snow that woulda made a great youtube vid
