Incident at WalMart

[switchback]

So, I was at Walmart on Saturday. I was backing my pickup out, checked the mirrors and all and then "Bang" I backed into a car pulling into a spot. I looked out the back window and the guy was already digging in his glove box for his insurance stuff. Sure enough he hops out and comes up to my window-in like record time too. I look down and to my surprise he's a midget. Anyways, I roll down the window. He crosses his arms looks up at me and says, "I'm not happy". Startled I replied, "Oh, well which one are you then?"

~Got that from a customer last week.

 

[Oh Crap!]

My guess would be Grumpy. lol


He's an angy elf... Look at you!

 

[H2SNOW]

hook line and sinker

 

[switchback]

hook line and sinker

Ran into the guy in the grocery store on Thursday and had him tell my bro who was in town for the holidays. He thinks it's the real deal

 

[Snowizard]

Oldie, but still funny.
I kicked the slats out of my crib, first time I heard it. LOL.

 

[SAWYER]

lmao

 

[switchback]

Oldie, but still funny.
I kicked the slats out of my crib, first time I heard it. LOL.

You never had a crib you old fart. You kicked a hole in your manger

 

[xrated]

You never had a crib you old fart. You kicked a hole in your manger

no doubt how the hell did they have bribs when you were a kid. I thought they used all the wood to build the damn cabin!

 

[switchback]

no doubt how the hell did they have bribs when you were a kid. I thought they used all the wood to build the damn cabin!

No doubt! Hey Wiz, you still got Laura Ingalls' phone #?

 

[Snowizard]

No doubt! Hey Wiz, you still got Laura Ingalls' phone #?

Huh? I have no idea what you of the Gen-X generation is takling about.

 

[Weekday Warrior]

so did the kid riding the horse tell you? Them pony express riders musta had all the best jokes eh?


"So the other day I backed my horse into this other dudes horse, I could se him reaching into his saddle bag........."

 

[Ryknow83]

Lmao

 

[rev440alaska]

2 white guys and a black guy walk into a bar. the black guy gets shot. end of story

 

[Dr Nitro]

Here is my favorite walmart story!!!!

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=700116&page=1