Hey Utah! check your villages to see if you idiots are missing.

[phatty]

ohhh did someone let Phatty out of his cage?......well.......file a complaint, he shouldnt get too far, he's got that gimp and what not...

haha, i do have claim of idaho too (still have an idaho drivers license)... i can gimp all over that place whenever i want!

How did victorias fashion show go?

 

[revpilot]

Hope too make it up to the mens retreat this year- maybe ride the WEST side.

Oh by the way-I did see a dandy yard sale at the Island Park pole line a few years back.


Peace Out,


Johnny

Ya, go West young man, you'll like it. I hope the yard sale wasn't me but Powerline hill is always good to the cinematographers

 

[snengineer]

I know where they are--Island Park! What gives? Are you using the Game and Fish idea of relocating problems to remote areas?

I have this discussion every year with my Idaho relatives...who sends what across the border as long as its white and frozen I could care less about the other stuff...btw isn't the east side of Driggs a wilderness area??
Which reminds me I was watching that South Park episode about the SMUG storm coming from San Fransisco....funny stuff, I haven't laughed that hard for a long time!

 

[Needspeed]

Utah's village idiots are Idahos honor roll students

They were in Island Park? Isn't that in Idaho? They must not have received their new Idaho plates. Once they fail the retard test thats where we send them. Some times they sneek back, but you know who they are their are the ones on the Interstate going 35 mph in the middle of a bright sunny summer day. Guess they don't know what to do when there is something to look at other than dirt.

 

[Rock Star]

They were in Island Park? Isn't that in Idaho? They must not have received their new Idaho plates. Once they fail the retard test thats where we send them. Some times they sneek back, but you know who they are their are the ones on the Interstate going 35 mph in the middle of a bright sunny summer day. Guess they don't know what to when they're some where that something to look at other than dirt.

ROTFLMGDMFAO!!!! hahaha

 

[Nate]

haha, i do have claim of idaho too (still have an idaho drivers license)... i can gimp all over that place whenever i want!

How did victorias fashion show go?

pants off in front of the tv about 5 minutes after I recieved notice from Rock that it was on went well, I need some more jergens man, maybe you should send me some more when Alabama beats Florida this saturday

 

[hilinerider]

pants off in front of the tv about 5 minutes after I recieved notice from Rock that it was on went well, I need some more jergens man, maybe you should send me some more when Alabama beats Florida this saturday

i was always told the people in gillete were different,

^^^this proves my assumptions











nate you have "issues" imo

 

[Nate]

i was always told the people in gillete were different,

^^^this proves my assumptions











nate you have "issues" imo

sorry man honesty is one of my down falls I guess. But most people who live in Gillette are tourists feeding off the economy, I was born and raised and wouldnt ya know my family owns quite a bit of land in the area so I guess your assumptions are 100% correct good sir

 

[sledhead ut]

ROTFLMGDMFAO!!!! hahaha

TARD Translation:
Rolling on the floor laughing my gawd dam muther fukin azz off.

Me Likey Utah

 

[revpilot]

They were in Island Park? Isn't that in Idaho? They must not have received their new Idaho plates. Once they fail the retard test thats where we send them. Some times they sneek back, but you know who they are their are the ones on the Interstate going 35 mph in the middle of a bright sunny summer day. Guess they don't know what to when they're some where that something to look at other than dirt.

Hmmmmm. thanks for the tip, we'll just paint the fog-line in a big U right at the border.

 

[Sunridge Sledhead]

TARD Translation:
Rolling on the floor laughing my gawd dam muther fukin azz off.

Me Likey Utah

you forgot PMP.....pissing my pants!!!

 

[76FOMOCO]

They were in Island Park? Isn't that in Idaho? They must not have received their new Idaho plates. Once they fail the retard test thats where we send them. Some times they sneek back, but you know who they are their are the ones on the Interstate going 35 mph in the middle of a bright sunny summer day. Guess they don't know what to when they're some where that something to look at other than dirt.

WTF?

Utard?

I think we found one!!

 

[Stovebolt]

Sandman!

Please forgive my absence from the forums for a bit, I've been on a "mission." Actually, I formed a special "work party" consisting of a gang of "innocent" trespassers, another bunch from the many found roaming the grounds at Team Ruptured Buzzards' secret research and development encampment, and this time I was ready for them. The new entrance gate project has been completed with labor supplied by kind, gentle, sweet and innocent folks who just happened to be trespassing, (through no fault of their own - they told me) and the locked gate is now fully constructed and new signage posted. Most of the laborers got the idea after prodding with the loud smoky end of my personal safety protection tool, and the work was done, like it or not. I gave them a few Cliff Bars and pointed the direction home, and booted them back off the property. So sad - none of this particular group had a map, could read a compass, look at travel restrictions or display much of any regard for property lines or what passes for common sense most places. They were last seen wandering about aimlessly toward the highway, probably performed a spectacular rollover on Federal Hill, Southbound - if they even made it that far. Some say, they are out there still...........

Seriously - sledders from ALL OVER are welcomed in Island Park, and even to the TRB private encampment. Please be invited though, and respect the property lines, ALL OVER - not just in Island Park - but everywhere and everybody. Sound good?

Time to reload and replace the batteries in my night vision systems, and check the out buildings for more "lost souls."

So many fools, and so little time........

Stovebolt
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Sandman said -

"were they all hangin out at stoveys oops can't believe i just typed that..."

 

[Stovebolt]

T,

I beleive Johnny must be referring to the time and place when and where we discovered a party of two men, a Father and Son, on the side of the trail North of Ponds' Lodge, contemplating the meaning of life as they stared at the sled hanging upside-down from the guy wires of the power pole about 7 feet off the ground. I cannot believe you have forgotten this! Remember we used the helmet cam and video'ed the ten-man disassembly operation to remove the ski and a-arm and lower the slightly mangled rental sled from it's perch? C'mon - did you block this out from sheer hilarity or what? Remember that kid and how lucky he was not to have been decapitated - or worse? Remember his Dad being so grateful he cancelled the rescue wrecker, and he could actually return the rental with nothing more than a deductable penalty? That was probably the worst almost-most-horrible-thing-ever-to-come-upon scene I had ever witnessed in the snow, zipping green vinyl body bags notwithstanding. (Avalanche "3 "- ski party "7") But I digress.........

Johnny, was this the incident you remember? I sure won't forget it. Revpilot is getting on in years........... I had lunch with him today, and he's not really cranky. I think he's just tired of people wandering around his homesite blasting caps in all directions, and driving off in cars with Utah plates. If I didn't know for a fact that this hasn't happened in his AO several times over the past few years, I'd just chalk it up to him being a wiener and having some aversion to 165 grain lead poisoning, but I believe he has a point. You have to be careful not to catch stray bullets for the number of them flying around in subdivisions in IP, (and elsewhere), or get run over by an ATV. Gotta watch out for the chew spit coming off those, at least, and empty beer cans flying off.

The ratio of scholarship winners to knuckle-draggers would appear to be low in many neighborhoods and on the trails at times. Just an observation, and of course just my opinion. Your mileage may vary.

Stovebolt
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Johnny Quest Utah wrote -
"Mens Retreat
Hope to make it up to the mens retreat this year- maybe ride the WEST side.
Oh by the way-I did see a dandy yard sale at the Island Park pole line a few years back.

Peace Out,
Johnny"
__________________

 

[Stovebolt]

Snengineer,

Yes, you are correct. The Jedidiah Smith Wilderness Area pretty much locks out the riding East of Driggs, but there are still a few legal access points that allow riding up to the wilderness boundary. It's not what I would describe as "destination worthy" but rather a few places for locals to just spool up the side of the road and get into, for the couple miles that are legal to ride. It's great if yo don't have to trailer more than ten minutes to get to, or live in the neighborhood. Other stuff in the Teton Valley like in the Big Holes offer more miles and miles and miles type of "destination riding" for people traveling from elsewhere to find good, worth-the-trip stuff. But you are right, and the Jed Smith is off limits, and for the most part, the sledding is in the Big Hole Mountains to the West. Good stuff all the way around. Think Snow!

Stovebolt
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Snengineer wrote -
"I have this discussion every year with my Idaho relatives...who sends what across the border as long as its white and frozen I could care less about the other stuff...btw isn't the east side of Driggs a wilderness area??
Which reminds me I was watching that South Park episode about the SMUG storm coming from San Fransisco....funny stuff, I haven't laughed that hard for a long time!"

 

[revpilot]

T,

I beleive Johnny must be referring to the time and place when and where we discovered a party of two men, a Father and Son, on the side of the trail North of Ponds' Lodge, contemplating the meaning of life as they stared at the sled hanging upside-down from the guy wires of the power pole about 7 feet off the ground. I cannot believe you have forgotten this! Remember we used the helmet cam and video'ed the ten-man disassembly operation to remove the ski and a-arm and lower the slightly mangled rental sled from it's perch? C'mon - did you block this out from sheer hilarity or what? Remember that kid and how lucky he was not to have been decapitated - or worse? Remember his Dad being so grateful he cancelled the rescue wrecker, and he could actually return the rental with nothing more than a deductable penalty? That was probably the worst almost-most-horrible-thing-ever-to-come-upon scene I had ever witnessed in the snow, zipping green vinyl body bags notwithstanding. (Avalanche "3 "- ski party "7") But I digress.........

I do remember, a kodak moment for sure. What could have been dismemberment turned into a life-lesson with no scars for a 15 yr. old. It sure is easier to remove a trailing arm when the sled is dangling from a power pole, I need to get one of those

 

[Stovebolt]

Man, you can't make this stuff up - I had forgotten all about it until JohnnyQuestUtah posted. I don't know if this is what he was talking about, but that's what jogged my memory. I still can't believe the "crime scene" - that guy really dodged a bullet that day! I think I have a copy of that burned to a DVD somewhere, I'll go look for it. (But I'm not posting it with this dial-up...)

Well, after lunch today, I got home and ran the boys up Darby, then I went home and test rode the TRB M8 - just down the road and back. They never plowed today and there were about 6 inches on the road, so I scuffed it around on the sides and ran in fluff. Diamond Drive works - forward and reverse, everything looks good, even the track. I hope you get yours sorted out and together soon. We need to get up to Island Park and be model citizens. Or at least show some respect for our neighbors and fellow trail/mountain users.

Let's do it.

Later,

Stovey
TRB

 

[Duddin]

So anyone from utah that goes to I.P. is an idiot? I know a lot of people from here that have cabins up there me included but if you dont like all the money we are bringing in we could spend elsewhere.

 

[revpilot]

So anyone from utah that goes to I.P. is an idiot? I know a lot of people from here that have cabins up there me included but if you dont like all the money we are bringing in we could spend elsewhere.

You could spend it on a reading comprehension course. As the title says: Hey Utah! check to see if your idiots are missing. If it said Everyone from utah that goes to IP is an idiot then you would be correct.

 

[Idaho Ice]

WTF?

Utard?

I think we found one!!

I was thinking the same thing on that one!

Isnt Island Park part of Utah now? Same as Lava Hot Springs right? I think Alpine Wy is in Utah too. We dont even want to talk about hunting season in Idaho, more Utah plates in the mountains then in downtown SLC. Try getting gas at any gas station in Malad, Idaho when the lotto gets above $100mill! Good times right there!