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George Carlin thoughts.

ruffryder

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Not sure if this is really George Carlin, nor if this is a repost, but I looked and couldn't find out anything. Hope you like it, I thought it was good.


>this is really good...right on George!
> What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete... Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares? George Carlin

That about sums things up and he didn't even use the "Four Words You Can't Say on Television". Cheers.
 
loved it man....Ever since you showed me that HERB site with alot of george carlin ive become a big fan. Really wise guy in my opinion....

Good post Ruffryder.....
 
he is a liberal quazi comedian the depends on the work FUC% for humor. He is not capable of writingsomething like that as he is stoned all the time. He is just repeating someone elses writing...I expect the Hillery does george videos to come out soon.
 
he is a liberal quazi comedian the depends on the work FUC% for humor. He is not capable of writingsomething like that as he is stoned all the time. He is just repeating someone elses writing...I expect the Hillery does george videos to come out soon.

Wow, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel......
 
he is a liberal quazi comedian the depends on the work FUC% for humor. He is not capable of writingsomething like that as he is stoned all the time. He is just repeating someone elses writing...I expect the Hillery does george videos to come out soon.

honestly dude why do you think everyone whos not a god loving-gun wielding-ultra conservative-white man is like a enemy of some sort?

I mean anyone whos not extremley conservative could not write anything intelligent right? According to wildcard here because someone has different politcal views than him they are automaticaly a completley senseless retard....
 
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