People around me are wondering WTF is wrong with me right now... so hard not to laugh...
Extreme cold sledding and my nubby
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People around me are wondering WTF is wrong with me right now... so hard not to laugh...
Holy shrinkage, my "nubby" is really cold. Reminds me of George on Seinfeld, " I WAS IN THE POOL!" LMAO!
getting blown is a good way to go from pancake to pencil, you obviously need boost.
(This might be too obscure for some of you...LOL)
I think that MPS should move to Africa where he would settle in Sudan and live in ancient Nubia. I don't know if they have internet there...the world (and SW) would be a better place. LOL He could have his own pyramid although most of them are reduced to nubble...ahem...I mean rubble.
Nubbermind the fact that it can get cold in the high country...it doesn't freeze there. No frostbite...It's no danger to his nub. He wouldn't have to stick it in some poor starving Nile dwelling farmer to keep it warm. If you think your buddy made disrespectful comments about your nub...wait til you hear what the Nubians will say.
I think that MPS should move to Africa where he would settle in Sudan and live in ancient Nubia. I don't know if they have internet there...the world (and SW) would be a better place. LOL He could have his own pyramid although most of them are reduced to nubble...ahem...I mean rubble.
Nubbermind the fact that it can get cold in the high country...it doesn't freeze there. No frostbite...It's no danger to his nub. He wouldn't have to stick it in some poor starving Nile dwelling farmer to keep it warm. If you think your buddy made disrespectful comments about your nub...wait til you hear what the Nubians will say.
is this where nub swallows came from? is that some kind of bird?
don't rub it nub it
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sodfarmer
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George to Elaine "Do women know about shrinkage?"
Elaine "It shrinks? I don't know how you live with those things."
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MPS
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my nub loves the water...it is like a water tuning fork....it doesn't shrink it thrives! It finds that moisture and comes alive!
Scott, I like your idea to have my own pyramid in Nubia...but sh*t then the nub can't ride man! The nub still needs to release its nubby testosterone somehow! If it can't do it the good ol fashioned way it needs to pound on that left hand throttle. Yes, give nubby some boost baby! ...and ladies nubby has its own eHarmony advertisement! Check him out....he has a new sexy look!
Scott, I like your idea to have my own pyramid in Nubia...but sh*t then the nub can't ride man! The nub still needs to release its nubby testosterone somehow! If it can't do it the good ol fashioned way it needs to pound on that left hand throttle. Yes, give nubby some boost baby! ...and ladies nubby has its own eHarmony advertisement! Check him out....he has a new sexy look!
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Extreme cold sledding and my nubby ...............
" A story of courage" ....." A story about one man and his junk"...."A story of unforgiving circumstances" ...and wit ........."And there won't be a sequel........................
starring .........Mountain Powder Slut .....
a film by H2SNOW .....coming soon ......when it's safe to go outside .................
" A story of courage" ....." A story about one man and his junk"...."A story of unforgiving circumstances" ...and wit ........."And there won't be a sequel........................
starring .........Mountain Powder Slut .....
a film by H2SNOW .....coming soon ......when it's safe to go outside .................
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MPS
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Thats an Academy Award for both of us in the making! I do need a co-star! Who shall it be!? My nubby has had many partners, but it has to have the magic with that particular co-nub or co-entity! It needs someone/something it is very compatible with emotionally and physically! Who is that person or entity!?
...and it is never safe with the nubby on the prowl....it is always grooming and lurking in the shadows for its next victim or willing participant in many circumstances!
How bout this for a sequel..."The nub and it's ready to rub!" ....M7bandit had the right idea!
...and it is never safe with the nubby on the prowl....it is always grooming and lurking in the shadows for its next victim or willing participant in many circumstances!
How bout this for a sequel..."The nub and it's ready to rub!" ....M7bandit had the right idea!
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Good grief, what a bunch of Nub-Nutz 
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You could call it Nub-u-land. The every changing country. Add warm water and watch it grow.
Slut you bring your nubby up here to Saskachewan. -35 degrees Celcius here last week with a 40 kph wind. Freeze that nubby clean off! Cheers on your hilarious post dude Lmao!!
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MPS
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Slut you bring your nubby up here to Saskachewan. -35 degrees Celcius here last week with a 40 kph wind. Freeze that nubby clean off! Cheers on your hilarious post dude Lmao!!
haha f*ck that! ...and that is even Celcius! f*ck that again! Ollie, warm moisture is a good idea....and I still like the idea of my own pimping pyramid.
Slim....nub-nutz eh!? Good one...why can't we seem to hook up and ride this year!? You may be lucky enough to experience the pleasures of the nub first hand!
nice gusto...I always need a good nub sucking nubian!
Damn...I just re-read this...I guess I shouldn't start threads when I have had too much beverage....a screw it! CHEERS
hahaha!!!!!!!!!! leave the turtleneck in closet unless it is a super cool Christmas turtleneck!!!
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It'd be like a chea pet.
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