What will get the higher mark in your shorts, a burrito or say... a hard boiled
egg?
It depends on where the burrito or the egg is from! Is the burrito from a roach coach or is it one of those gas station gut bombs? Is the egg from mama's kitchen or is it one of those pickled things in a jar at a back roads gas station? And are you consuming good beer or cheap beer? Are there tracks in your shorts already and what if the egg decides to poach the line a little...