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Bit her hands off!!!

When chimps go bad they go really bad. They usually go directly for the face and genitals!! They are 5 times stronger than the average man so you can imagine how quicky they can do damage.:eek:
 
the DJs on the radio this morning were saying that the chimp was providing favors for friends with this owner. It was a "companion" and not a pet.
 
When chimps go bad they go really bad. They usually go directly for the face and genitals!! They are 5 times stronger than the average man so you can imagine how quicky they can do damage.:eek:

Umm.... personal experience? Is that an avatar, or your pet??? :p

I think I prolly seen the same show on Discovery, the dark side of Chimps or something like that.

Them things are friggn mean, they'll raid other chimp camps and grab a small chimp and take turns eating it.
 
At the end of the report the reporter says "With his last breath he dragged himself into the house and into his cage where he died in his comfort zone" WTF? Sounds like the reporter needs a turn with a chimp.
 
The local zoning codes had been changed and the chimp was grandfathered in.
The neighbors were all afraid of him because he had chased a number of people.

I heard the 911 call on fox this morning.
The owners friend was getting her face eaten off, literally.
The owner is screaming for the cops to come.
My question.
Why the heck didn't the owner have a gun or the city enforce the animal codes?

If the lady that was attacked survives, she will need reconstructive surgery over the next 5 - 8 years to try and rebuild her face. The chimp tore out bone.
 
Dang.....I would have gotten out of the squad car with the old 12 ga. and gave that monkey a taste of buckshot.....there would be no going back to his cage to die.......

Amazing that it chased the cops back to there car and then tried to open the left door, found it locked and ran around and opened the right door.....

thats one pissed off ape !!!....


My friend had a buddie that worked monkey rescue, there was never any rehab, the monks just go nuts after a time,attack the owner, and then get locked in there cage till they die of old age...pretty messed up deal
 
People always wonder why this happen's, leave the freakin thing in it's natural environment and it wont eat you
Move it into yer house and it eat's your hand's!!!
I'm the guy who cheer's for the bull in a bullfight and think's the owner should be shot when a Pitt bull eat's a kid
Aint the Chimp's fault, ya shouldn't be messin with it
 
Do you think they'll be friends much longer? What can you say after that; I'm sorry my chimp at your face?

This is one of those things that just leave me empty. I've got no opinion, other than "What a horrible thing".
 
"Liz Cho" Where do these news women get their names? My guess is they started in po rn, weren't good enough, and got demoted to doing the news.:D
 
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