Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[adrenaline junkey]

Got this in a email and i found some humor in it


Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the following question:





You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:




















Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some of my friends for a few days and try to come to a
consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:


BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that DAMN THING to the Taxidermist"!

 

[CDA_RMK]

ha i got this to lol funny

 

[14longshot]

Good one liked the wife's response.

 

[woodpecker]

I ignored Foxworthy, but this proves it. I'm a redneck!

 

[Freak]

How about a conservative.


Bang, then continue on to wherever we were going....

 

[Wade]

A liberal would look around for a redneck to protect him, and actually keep his mouth shut for 10 seconds while the redneck popped a clip in terrorist arz. Then scold the redneck for being such a brute, and testify against him in court, for the needless killing.

 

[CDA_RMK]

A liberal would look around for a redneck to protect him, and actually keep his mouth shut for 10 seconds while the redneck popped a clip in terrorist arz. Then scold the redneck for being such a brute, and testify against him in court, for the needless killing.

boy you said it

 

[H2SNOW]

bang!!! bang!!! ....C$%CKS%%KER^ you slimey M*&^F&**R who the fawk bang !!! let you in my country ....alright whos next .....

"Honey ?? was that lil basterd talkin French ...Bang !!!


"son go get the shovel outa the truck !!"

which catagory do I belong in ????

 

[Greg B.]

bang!!! bang!!! ....C$%CKS%%KER^ you slimey M*&^F&**R who the fawk bang !!! let you in my country ....alright whos next .....

"Honey ?? was that lil basterd talkin French ...Bang !!!


"son go get the shovel outa the truck !!"

which catagory do I belong in ????

The triple S catagory.. shoot, shovel, shut up.

 

[01_MC500]

redneck for sure. ha lmao

 

[adrenaline junkey]

bang!!! bang!!! ....C$%CKS%%KER^ you slimey M*&^F&**R who the fawk bang !!! let you in my country ....alright whos next .....

"Honey ?? was that lil basterd talkin French ...Bang !!!


"son go get the shovel outa the truck !!"

which catagory do I belong in ????

You would fall under the common snowester or wolf relocation officer take your pick

 

[H2SNOW]

You would fall under the common snowester or wolf relocation officer take your pick

at least I have a group of some kind

 

[Weekday Warrior]

A liberal would look around for a redneck to protect him, and actually keep his mouth shut for 10 seconds while the redneck popped a clip in terrorist arz. Then scold the redneck for being such a brute, and testify against him in court, for the needless killing.

Then suing him for damage to his family for having to witness the "act". Then going on Oprah and telling the world how we need gun controls....afterall the terrorist had a big knife, not a gun!!

 

[MPS]

haha....ya I got this on email once...I would tell the wife..."Nah, help me throw him in the dumpster."

 

[Nelson]

Yep, I'm definitely a Red-Neck.

 

[Fosgate]

One in the chest and one in the Head. Then wait to see if another is comin. Shoot too many times and it makes it easier to pinpoint your location. Normally let them come if I had more than a pistol and family wasn't with. Dumping clips of ammo in a dead raggy just uses up perfectly good ammo that could be used to grant the wish of other raggies that want their 72 virgins and I'm more than happy to grant.

 

[bungeeguy]

With the Dems raising the price of ammo I guess I'm a republican. Can't afford to waist the ammo so I might have to finish him off with his own knife

 

[sledchick]

I picked BANG! Considering I probably have a bad shot, I'd have to do it several times..

 

[Turbo Tim]

Three guesses as to which one I would be .

 

[adrenaline junkey]

Three guesses as to which one I would be .

Hmmmmmmmm I guess you would give him both guns (to make it fair) then stick his knife where the sun doesnt shine lol