WOULD YOU REMARRY?

[newmy1]

[FONT=&quot]Would You Remarry?

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question.

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again..'

WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure.. It's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

HUSBAN D: 'No. She's left-handed.'

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: ' CHIT.'[/FONT]

 

[XXL]

Read my sig. line.

 

[Snow Duck]

LOL

Off subject but this could be a joke post. thread

You heard they stopped BP's oil leak yesterday right?


The cap they installed failed, so the put a wedding ring on it....



Last time that sucker will ever put out AGAIN!!!!!

 

[go high fast]

Funny story. I enjoyed it.

After 20 years of faithful commitment to my wife we feel we have been given more that our fair share wth 3 healthy kids and a comfortable lifestyle. Despite a bout with breast cancer 4 years ago my wife and I have also remained healthy. Just last night we sneaked out to dinner for just the 2 of us. To me her face is still as pretty as the day I met her.

If something happened to her tomorrow.....would I remarry. The answer is NO. At 50 years of age I can't imagine being able to muster up the commitment again. The energy, time, discipline, commitment, flexibility and willingness to compromise and finding someone who is willing to return everything that those words mean I dont believe could happen.

The legal ramifications of a second marriage are a whole other collasal issue. The dynamic of step children is not for me.

Companionship absolutely.........remarriage not for me at this point in my life.

 

[whitegold46]

Thanks for the funnies....

Good for you to be so devoted to your wife!!!!

I was married for 16 years and now divorced for 8.... I don't think I would ever remarry..... I don't like to be "owned" or controlled!! The odds of the second marriage working is lower then the 1st marriage, so not good odds!!!

 

[mmsports]

Good one

Some of us do not get it right the first time. fist marriage lasted 2 years and it sucked I swore i would never do it again. I remarried and have been with my wife for over 19 years and the last thing I feel is owned or controlled she is my best friend and the mother of my kids and I hate to find out what life without her would be like. I don't think you should say never .

 

[rockdog2112]

12 years between my first divorce and second marriage. If it happens again, I'm definitely going with whores. Nothing but whores. Lol.

 

[mold]

Funny story. I enjoyed it.

After 20 years of faithful commitment to my wife we feel we have been given more that our fair share wth 3 healthy kids and a comfortable lifestyle. Despite a bout with breast cancer 4 years ago my wife and I have also remained healthy. Just last night we sneaked out to dinner for just the 2 of us. To me her face is still as pretty as the day I met her.

If something happened to her tomorrow.....would I remarry. The answer is NO. At 50 years of age I can't imagine being able to muster up the commitment again. The energy, time, discipline, commitment, flexibility and willingness to compromise and finding someone who is willing to return everything that those words mean I dont believe could happen.

The legal ramifications of a second marriage are a whole other collasal issue. The dynamic of step children is not for me.

Companionship absolutely.........remarriage not for me at this point in my life.

Coming up on 40 years for me and my answer is also no. (but I hadn't given it near the thought that go high obviously has, lol)

 

[TIM]

I would remarry my wife all over again.



have you heard this one. Marry small boys, she will grow on you.

 

[mold]

I would remarry my wife all over again.



have you heard this one. Marry small boys, she will grow on you.

^^^Was that a Michael jackson quote?^^^

 

[Scott]

LOL at Mold laughing at Tim.



BTW, I'd marry my wife again too.

 

[05900]

Just say No! It works in so MANY situations..Funny shiit though!

 

[ne1cadrgn]

12 years between my first divorce and second marriage. If it happens again, I'm definitely going with whores. Nothing but whores. Lol.

Im with Rockdog on this one lol

 

[mold]

Somehow I can't help thinking that this thread is related to the "show me your tool box" thread!?!!?

 

[PJ-Hunter]

NO. Pretty simple, my only mariage is hard enough. No matter how hard I try, I can't win. Why try again? Plus I wouldn't want the baggage of step kids, chances are, at 36 years of age, she would have them. I wouldn't want to have to try and put them through college before my own children, just doesn't seem fair.