Wiping (front Or Back)

[jimmy buffet]

WAS SITTIN ON THE POT TAKING A DUMP AND WHEN I WAS FINISHED I WIPED,(GOOD I HOPE). GOT ME THINKING ON HOW OTHERS WIPE. MYSELF I'M A SQUAT AND FROM THE BACK, BOTTOM UP, AND LAST I DO A SWIPE FROM THE FRONT. WHAT WAYS DO ALL SNOWESTERS WIPE????

SORRY BORDED

 

[H2SNOW]

I use leaves

 

[HawkShot99]

Hop in the shower and spray it clean...

 

[weetee]

Any direction with shop tork wipes. Make sure you use the non-grit!

 

[T-Bone]

I have a midget clean me up back there. Sorry, little person.

 

[Sidehiller]

Wipe?

 

[PCDOC]

You must be really bored!!!!!!!!!!!!

I prefer the dog style butt slide across the carpet.

 

[yardfarmer]

Whoa, I won't be posting the "this tread is worthless without pictures".

 

[wildcard]

I have no need to wipe as mine dosn't stink
A wash works better than a wipe any day like much of the rest of the world does.

 

[ruffryder]

I have no need to wipe as mine dosn't stink
A wash works better than a wipe any day like much of the rest of the world does.

As long as you don't eat with your left hand!

 

[sldgy]

I use the one square method

1. take one square of t-paper off the roll
2. tear out finger size hole in center of suare (save piece you removed)
3. stick middle finger through hole and wipe crack with finger
4. pull paper off of finger and discard
5. use small piece of t-paper saved in #2 to clean under fingernail

 

[Gaz]

For me it's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

 

[Threadkiller]

For me it's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

LMFAO!

 

[Pimp Daddy]

For me it's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

First I started laughin'. Then I almost puked.

 

[HawkShot99]

For me it's like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

Chunky, or creamy?

 

[ice auger]

brake clean cleans all! hahahahahahahahah

 

[switchback]

Chunky, or creamy?

They make chunky & creamy carpet?

Anyone had those days where it's like trying to wipe up butter with Saran Wrap? The cheap beer & Mexican food mornings.

 

[xrated]

They make chunky & creamy carpet?

Anyone had those days where it's like trying to wipe up butter with Saran Wrap? The cheap beer & Mexican food mornings.

ohh I've been there before! Hell I had a bender one week were my chit was carbonated and smelt like a brewery, spent more time cleaning up then gettting it out.

 

[oonighttrain]

here at work we have the john wayne paper....

rough and tough and dont take **** off no one!!!

 

[jimmy buffet]

Whoa, I won't be posting the "this tread is worthless without pictures".

funny yardfarmer,

i would send you a pic or two if you want. I have rimmers all the time! If your really into that kind of $hit, i got a email with a link to a site about 1 or 2 years ago. something like (2 girls and a cup). nasty dude. i almost pucked about 3/4 of the way through the clip. google it or i'll send you the link if i can find it. but hey, if your into it, rock on!!!!!