A wise man once told me that anyone who drives a dodge is either to poor to afford a real truck or to proud to ride a cow!
That was ptretty good. Just when I thought I had heard them all...
We men like dodge trucks so much
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That was ptretty good. Just when I thought I had heard them all...
I drive a Ford, but here is a stat for you... Over 90 percent off all Fords ever built can still be found along side the road today!
First On Race Day! GO Edwards!
FORD = Fawker Only Rolls Downhill
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knee deep in it
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we are also big fans of the Dallas Stars hockey team
it look like i give a chitt? and in that post i never said i owned it i just said we had one
but this is my truck
those side boards for the bed kick ***! My dad used to always make those when I was a kid. Brings back some memories!
me and my dad made them out of vine maple
" Ram the daughter Dodge the father "
THAT IS A GOOD ONE!!!
Yeah, you know I am not a mechanic by trade, but I have driven Fords, Dodges, and Chevrolets… I have gotten a lot of practice working on all of them. If it has Boobs or wheels, it’s gonna give you trouble.
Damn some one takes their trucks too seriously. I laugh at a joke and get bad rep. Go figure!!!
Well, I gave you a good rep
Its Fun and Games! I make fun of my rust bucket as more then I pick on anyone else's truck. Gotta have a sense of humor. Best advice I was ever given:
"There are two rules in life:"
"Rule number 1: Don't sweat the small stuff"
"Rule number 2: Everything is small stuff"
"There are two rules in life:"
"Rule number 1: Don't sweat the small stuff"
"Rule number 2: Everything is small stuff"
How about this
Fuking Out Right Dangerous
And I drive a Ford.
And my general rule "Don't panic"
Nice! Speaking of that, I need to go finish my check up on the Ford. Freaking air cleaner looked like it had been lying in the mud or something.
Freaking Outrageous Racing Dude! Go Edwards!
How about this
Fuking Out Right Dangerous
And I drive a Ford.
And my general rule "Don't panic"
DON'T PANIC
If only that was the TRUE guide to the universe...
But then again, would it even matter, as we're only ape-men living on a fake rock, destined for destruction in the end...
Found On Reservation Dump,
and my fav.
Gotta Mechanic Commin, yep i'm on the way, thats why i drive gmc's i can get there with havin to overhaul the thing before i get there,
old one i remeber from back in the day
Cruddiest Heap Ever Visualized Rollin Over Land Expect Trouble
and my fav.
Gotta Mechanic Commin, yep i'm on the way, thats why i drive gmc's i can get there with havin to overhaul the thing before i get there,
old one i remeber from back in the day
Cruddiest Heap Ever Visualized Rollin Over Land Expect Trouble
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haha! I have learned a lot of good ones on this thread!
I upped you one too skinner. Even though your a ford man, you've gotta solid name!
I upped you one too skinner. Even though your a ford man, you've gotta solid name!
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