US marine joke

[Snappy Sledder]

A United State's Marine was attending some college courses

between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh*t and act like an
a**hole. So, He sent me."

 

[Idaho Ice]

Nice!

 

[cmantle1]

YEA GOD LOVES AMERICA! and hates all other countries who oppose us.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Always a gooder.

 

[buck50]

YEA GOD LOVES AMERICA! and hates all other countries who oppose us.

why did you HAVE to post that!!!!! it couldn't just be a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cmantle1]

why did you HAVE to post that!!!!! it couldn't just be a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because its the internet!!! people like me post **** to stir up the pot, and this has been posted 23443 times before....

 

[ruffryder]

I thought it was a joke showing the common beliefs that some people have behind it?

Good quote for the man, Mr. Bob Dillon

Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.

Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.

Oh the Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns in their hands
And God on their side.

Oh the First World War, boys
It closed out its fate
The reason for fighting
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.

When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.

I've learned to hate Russians
All through my whole life
If another war starts
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.

But now we got weapons
Of the chemical dust
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ
Was betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God's on our side
He'll stop the next war.

 

[niner49]

Popcorn please.......

 

[Snappy Sledder]

because its the internet!!! people like me post **** to stir up the pot, and this has been posted 23443 times before....

well i just made it 23444

 

[cmantle1]

well i just made it 23444

your life is now complete...

 

[Snappy Sledder]

your life is now complete...

ive got a few more years till its complete

 

[MN_Nole]

A United State's Marine was attending some college courses

between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh*t and act like an
a**hole. So, He sent me."

Answer,,
Because God loves all his soldiers, and tries to protect them all. Not just American..
Argument over..

 

[cmantle1]

Answer,,
Because God loves all his soldiers, and tries to protect them all. Not just American..
Argument over..

One question, if i believe in god and so do you, but we hate each other, who does god protect?

 

[SAWYER]

Gooder

 

[weetee]

I know It's hard for the peacenicks to understand, but war made it possible for them to speak their mind on this site, and everywhere else. I would like to believe God favors freedom. I would hate to see what the world would look like without the victory of free nations over tyranny.

 

[Wade]

I think that joke would be a lot funnier if he just said, god sent me. And, why cold-cocke him, he only had to push him off the stage.

So, who got the assault charges? God or the Marine? Cause you know a liberal Berkley type is gonna file charges.

I really doubt the all mighty can't multitask.

OK, I over analyzed this.

 

[Snappy Sledder]

heck i just thought it was a joke, but an argue ment w/ it is just as good. keep em comin!

 

[ruffryder]

I know It's hard for the peacenicks to understand, but war made it possible for them to speak their mind on this site, and everywhere else. I would like to believe God favors freedom. I would hate to see what the world would look like without the victory of free nations over tyranny.

I would say that we are all born free. People have died so that our government can stay in control of our freedoms.

 

[Dare-Ya]

I would say that we are all born free. People have only died so that our government can stay in control of our freedoms.

Wow! Give me a minute to digest this! Soldiers fight for love of country, family and the belief that others should have the freedoms that we do. If you think they are fighting for the likes of Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid you are so way off. I'll end now before I say something I'll regret.

 

[weetee]

I would say that we are all born free. People have died so that our government can stay in control of our freedoms.

Thank you for proving my point.