I just tell my kids so they will be sure to tell her.........oh thats right..I am divorced...pisses her off that I get to buy what I want....
2) Divorce
Nope. Then she gets half of everything that you bought
Okay....share with us wise one...."satisfied woman" (?) Probably the best Oxymoron I've heard in a long time!
Not all of us are hung like a Mountain Yak!
Seriously though, I spent more on the wife this year than I did on myself. She got the 07 600 Summit, I'm workin on a new pair of gloves.
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cowboysedge
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Seriously though, I spent more on the wife this year than I did on myself. She got the 07 600 Summit, I'm workin on a new pair of gloves.
Ya!!! I hear ya!!! I love the fact that my wife loves motor sports, but it sure cuts all the mod funds in half. I just bought a used crf 450x and she walks out of the dealer with an 09 crf 230. Whats wrong with this picture?
Last season I spent a $1000 bucks on a custom paint job for her sled.
So as far as my wife not knowing what I buy is a thing of the past!!! Now I just tell here what I need and she orders it.
She loves calling and giving the part guys a bad time. They all can't believe it when she calls, tells them what she needs and then asks them if they want the part #.
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We do like the goverment does. Don't ask, don't tell. She buys golf $hit, I buy sled $hit. Has worked for 29 years.
Someone falls into the "cheaper to keep her" catagory.
Okay....share with us wise one...."satisfied woman" (?) Probably the best Oxymoron I've heard in a long time!
Not all of us are hung like a Mountain Yak!
Seriously though, I spent more on the wife this year than I did on myself. She got the 07 600 Summit, I'm workin on a new pair of gloves.
Just tell her, Don't fight it honey its bigger than both of us.
Try having a girl with horses, at least I can stop spending money when I want.
1. Marry a wife that never goes into the garage
2. Marry a wife that hates snow
3. Marry a wife who is blind in both eye's
4. Marry a wife that never leaves the house
5. Marry a wife that is really dumb
6. Marry a wife who has a job overseas from Nov to May
7. Marry a wife who works nights and sleeps days
8. Marry a wife who lets you pay the bills
9. Marry a wife who doesn't care
0. Marry a wife who spend more $$$ than you do.
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2. Marry a wife that hates snow
3. Marry a wife who is blind in both eye's
4. Marry a wife that never leaves the house
5. Marry a wife that is really dumb
6. Marry a wife who has a job overseas from Nov to May
7. Marry a wife who works nights and sleeps days
8. Marry a wife who lets you pay the bills
9. Marry a wife who doesn't care
0. Marry a wife who spend more $$$ than you do.
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EZmoney
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I used to buy a new sled every second year and my ex never figured it out,as long as it was " black". Although my wife is alot smarter than that sooo i just have to be honest with the purchases but some times a few fibs maybe told about the cost of some things. Or sometimes shipped to a Buddy's house
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joshua335
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Hiterhard
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1-10. Marry a rich wife, and charge her for sex. (fixes two problems)
You trying to tell us something with your user name
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Puddy Tat
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you see if he buys stuff for his sled then i get to have new stuff for my sled. Its all good you have to keep each other happy he is my best friend. There is nobody in the whole world i would rather be with then him we have so much fun in every thing we do. Just enjoy each other life is short.
fourthmeal
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Three step plan:
1. Collect lots of parts in your part of the garage. Truck parts, bike parts, sled parts... keep anything you take off or offer to store parts from other people's toys.
2. Buy whatever you want using the separate checking account/credit card method.
3. When there's a question about something that looks new, just say you swapped some parts with a friend or someone over the internet.
Works every time.
1. Collect lots of parts in your part of the garage. Truck parts, bike parts, sled parts... keep anything you take off or offer to store parts from other people's toys.
2. Buy whatever you want using the separate checking account/credit card method.
3. When there's a question about something that looks new, just say you swapped some parts with a friend or someone over the internet.
Works every time.
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knee deep in it
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I like to use my personal business account
I have a buddy that switched from a black 07 RMK to a 09 black XP and his wife had no idea it was a new sled because the color did not change.
this is so true. My wife has a new boss and she comes home and says "I really like his vehicle". I asked her what kind it was and she says
it is green with a brown roof.
Then she looks at me funny likeI am stupid because I don't completely know what vehicle she is talking about. Duuhhhhh - it is green with a brown roof.
go broke building a house; then you don't have to explain why you are begging/borrowing sleds again this year
i get a really good deal on everything i buy. i would tell the gf that its gonna make ir more fun for both of us. buttt she is actually smarter than me and just shakes her head in pitty of me
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