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This is HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear ended the car in front of me, I admitted that it was my fault.

So, we both pulled over to the side of the road and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. You know how life just gets you so stressed out and life suddenly seems really funny?

Well the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! he gets out of his car and I get out of mine he is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me toe to toe looks up in my face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY"

and I dont know what possessed me, but I looked down at him and said, "Well, if you're not HAPPY which one are you?"

And that is when the fight started.
 
I yelled Grumpy. then I punched him in the nads. :)


You know the problem fighting dwarf don't you, if you kick his azz,
everyone will say "look at that big guy picking on that little guy",
and if he kicks your azz everyone will say
"look at that little guy kicking that big guy's azz". You can't win.
 
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It's all good just a little extra humor, it's better to get funny emails than ones from rich friends in Nigeria.
 
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