The Roast Thread!!!

[smwizzz]

Yo Mamma...

She has to put Peanut Butter on her so the dog will play with her

Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.


Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

 

[smwizzz]

Sweet!!!

She has to put Peanut Butter on her so the dog will play with her

Awesome!!!

That's the spirit!!!

 

[smwizzz]

Yo Mama...

Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama's such a ho that "who's your daddy?" is a multiple-choice question.

You'll never be the man Yo mama was.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license - she couldn't get used to the front seat!

Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound

 

[smwizzz]

Yo Mama...

Yo Mama so stupid she ride Arctic Crap and like it!!!


HAHAHA!!!

 

[801]

 

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[rmk8000]

Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[rmk8000]

Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

 

[BLITZKRIEG]

Don't feel bad honey, your breasts put you at a natural disadvantage!

 

[801]

 

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[Snappy Sledder]

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[smwizzz]

Save a Mouse!!!

Eat a Cat!!!

 

[smwizzz]

4 strokes are like tampons... every ***** has one!!!

 

[smwizzz]

How do ya keep an Arctic Cat from following you?

Cut the tow rope!!!

 

[smwizzz]