the pickup line LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[speeddemon]

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'

 

[mattymac]

aint that the truth! Gooder mike!!

 

[bullfrog123]

More truth to that than most of us know.

Still funny

 

[onlyrotax]

Lmao !!!

 

[rare breed]

lol

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Sounds like Hillary alright! That's a gooder!

 

[redlineguy]

LMFAO!!!! Did not see that one comin...LOL











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[Rmk900rider]

Thats Funny