I guess you've never seen someone who did'nt know the were tripping? My algebra teacher was never the same.
unfortunatly your about 15 years to late or Id be happy to share !
the office d bag, needing prank ideas
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I guess you've never seen someone who did'nt know the were tripping? My algebra teacher was never the same.
unfortunatly your about 15 years to late or Id be happy to share !
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m8braaaap
Banned
ya that was me hahaha!!!!!! no joke 150 calls a day minimum!!! i really did have to change my number.
I guess you've never seen someone who did'nt know the were tripping? My algebra teacher was never the same.
unfortunatly your about 15 years to late or Id be happy to share !
Oh, the stories I could share!!!
For a D-Bag such as this I would recommend a product called liquid A$$. All it takes is a couple of drops on him(I would do this) or in his cubical/car and it smells like he S**T himself. They also have 3 or 4 other NASTY NASTY smells so you can mix it up abit. Beware of this stuff, it takes about a 1hr shower to get rid of this smell.... This stuff is AWESOME prank material. Happy hunting LOL
http://www.liquidass.com/
http://www.liquidass.com/
buy him fake winning scratch tickets showing him winning a huge huge prize...maybe he will quit his job before he finds out the tickets were fake..
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m8braaaap
Banned
i wana use a crop duster and spread liquid a** all over the yukon!!!!!!
Thanks guys for the ideas (and chuckles). He is "that guy" that 95% of my co-workers can’t stand but the 5% that like him are the ones that he needs in his corner. Just to give you an idea of things that have transpired in the last week:
- He books our executive conference room for 3 hours on Wed to work on something by himself, drinking pop and eating chips the whole time. (This room is stocked with beverages and snacks for customer visits). On Thur there is a meeting scheduled in same conference room because it was a large group of people. 2 people in the meeting grab a pop out of the fridge and he immediately says "I don't know if anyone hasn’t told you, but the beverages are for customers only, HR is really cracking down on people drinking free pop" (good time to note that 95% of the company is pretty sure him and the HR manager are having an affair)
- It has been documented that he spends 30-45 minutes a day walking laps around my area so that he can "bump" into one of the VPs to remind them that a project he is involved with has a potential savings of $400k (even though everyone else did the work and he is taking the credit)
- Last Thur was a busy day for me; I took 15 minutes to eat my lunch at my desk while I worked on some emails. Of that 15 minutes I checked the weather for a few minutes and out of nowhere I here "that doesn’t look like work", only to turn around and see him peering through my cube window. The way my cube is situated you can’t happen to just see through my window and look at my computer screen, you purposely have to looking. Another good thing to note is on this day him and the HR manager were in the lunchroom for 90 minutes eating their lunches together. I know this because I grabbed my lunch out of the fridge at noon and went down at 1:30 to get a Redbull and they were still there.
- He is a PM and one of my good friends happens to also be a PM. My buddy, very busy, our d bag....no one really seems to know what he does all day. I stopped in my buddies cube on Wed to see how his holidays were. Within 20 spoken words d bag is "prairie doggin" (term we have dubbed every time he pokes his head up above his cube to see who is at other people's cubes). My buddy has a cube next to our water and coffee pot. Each and every time I stop by to say hi, he prairie dogs, comes over and adds maybe a tablespoon of coffee or water to his mug and just hangs out on the other side of the cube for 2-3 minutes.
- He books our executive conference room for 3 hours on Wed to work on something by himself, drinking pop and eating chips the whole time. (This room is stocked with beverages and snacks for customer visits). On Thur there is a meeting scheduled in same conference room because it was a large group of people. 2 people in the meeting grab a pop out of the fridge and he immediately says "I don't know if anyone hasn’t told you, but the beverages are for customers only, HR is really cracking down on people drinking free pop" (good time to note that 95% of the company is pretty sure him and the HR manager are having an affair)
- It has been documented that he spends 30-45 minutes a day walking laps around my area so that he can "bump" into one of the VPs to remind them that a project he is involved with has a potential savings of $400k (even though everyone else did the work and he is taking the credit)
- Last Thur was a busy day for me; I took 15 minutes to eat my lunch at my desk while I worked on some emails. Of that 15 minutes I checked the weather for a few minutes and out of nowhere I here "that doesn’t look like work", only to turn around and see him peering through my cube window. The way my cube is situated you can’t happen to just see through my window and look at my computer screen, you purposely have to looking. Another good thing to note is on this day him and the HR manager were in the lunchroom for 90 minutes eating their lunches together. I know this because I grabbed my lunch out of the fridge at noon and went down at 1:30 to get a Redbull and they were still there.
- He is a PM and one of my good friends happens to also be a PM. My buddy, very busy, our d bag....no one really seems to know what he does all day. I stopped in my buddies cube on Wed to see how his holidays were. Within 20 spoken words d bag is "prairie doggin" (term we have dubbed every time he pokes his head up above his cube to see who is at other people's cubes). My buddy has a cube next to our water and coffee pot. Each and every time I stop by to say hi, he prairie dogs, comes over and adds maybe a tablespoon of coffee or water to his mug and just hangs out on the other side of the cube for 2-3 minutes.
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TheHardWay
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I don't even work with or know the guy and I want to punch him in the face.
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oscar680
Well-known member
Glue BB's on the inside of his valve stem caps, creates a small leak that most tire shops won't find and the caps usually end up getting reinstalled
get the office staff who are on your side to act like buddy has S--t himself, at first he won't believe it but if everyone keep's with it he will eventually think somethings wrong with his drawers
Good luck!
get the office staff who are on your side to act like buddy has S--t himself, at first he won't believe it but if everyone keep's with it he will eventually think somethings wrong with his drawers
Good luck!
I work with alot of dik weeds like this one. Ive found it best that
whenever you can prove them wrong with facts in front of a boss
makes them discredited and mad(gotta watch your stuff because
now he will be gunning for you). Anytime he gobbles on the boss,
point it out to him/boss/everyone else around, even though boss
might like him he wont like the embarrassment from getting his
butt kissed. Overall be a better worker, karma will prevail!
whenever you can prove them wrong with facts in front of a boss
makes them discredited and mad(gotta watch your stuff because
now he will be gunning for you). Anytime he gobbles on the boss,
point it out to him/boss/everyone else around, even though boss
might like him he wont like the embarrassment from getting his
butt kissed. Overall be a better worker, karma will prevail!
I worked with a guy just like that once. We all did our best to make him quit, trust me. I finally had enough and wen't to management and told them it was him or me. The mgt said then go ahead and go so I did. I went to work for a competitor and started getting old customers from there in my door. The guy did get fired a year later and now the place is closed. Thats how I got my payback.
That's awesome!
put his car on blocks just high enough to get the tires off the ground. When he gets in it to go home the tires will just free wheel.
I got one of the pranksters at work back one day by putting mouse traps in his desk drawers. I strategically placed the set traps and when he reached in to grab something it would snap his finger tips.
