the office d bag, needing prank ideas

[zach477]

I work with a huge d bag in an office setting, I’d love to throat chop him but I enjoy my job and need my job. He is the definition of a brown nose, has his naïve boss and our naïve HR manager hanging from his nuts. In regards to an organizational structure, we are at the same level (he is neither higher nor lower on the food chain). I’d love to go on and on about his antics but I don’t have time for that, I have been blunt and told him a number of times to mind his own f**king business to no avail. It is now time to start the office pranks, things to make him stop and think about how much his co-workers can’t stand him. So far others have done the following: cut out his boss’s face from a picture and tapped it over his wife’s face on the wedding picture in his cube, placed an eviction notice sticker on his cube wall stating reason as “being an out of control d bag”, someone actually went to the effort to have “Douc**bage” done in vinyl and they put it on his driver’s side door right under the window with an arrow pointing up, used automotive grade adhesive to glue his “favorite” coffee cup to his desk (took the veneer off the desk with the cup), and last but not least took all the wheels off his office chair and made him go on a scavenger hunt to find them.
What other ideas do you guys have? I know this group can come up with some creative s**t.

 

[av8er]

put some anti- freeze in his coffee

problem solved

 

[cubby]

Roten foods stuck in places will do a number, or code blue deer urine, elk urine anything stinky. I just put a couple drops on a towel and tape it under his chair or desk, seems to keep them busy for awhile. We had one guy that just wouldn't stop at my work and we wound up duck taping his entire front windshield of his truck and then useing a razor blade we cut it cross ways so it took a long time from him to get it off LOL. Now I had no part in the windshield prank because to me there are 3 things in pranks that a man just doesn't mess with 1 his woman, 2 his dog, 3 his truck. But that gives you a few ideas

 

[ruffryder]

Doesn't sound like proper behavior if you like your job.

 

[Mafesto]

Eric Cartman fed this Scott Tedderman some chili & then told him it was made from the meat of his dead parents.
That seemed to "get him" pretty good.

 

[capen4]

If you have a lawyer friend and everyones tired of his antics and he has all peoples in his back pocket. Then have the laeyer write a nasty letter threating a law suit and make sure the who office or whatever is behind you then he will have to stop. the other thing is documentation the more of that you have the better the rock solid foundation you have to stand on.

My dad always told my 2 wrongs do make a wright. be the bigger person and stop all the pranks before someone is hurt or personal property gets damaged.

 

[polaris dude]

Wait, you guys glued my coffee cup to my desk???

 

[POLZIN]

put LSD in his coffee.

 

[m8braaaap]

get him drunk and shave his eyebrows off

 

[bholmlate]

polaris dude that is some funny stuff right there!!!

The funny thing is that this guy already knows how much everyone hates him and that is why he keeps doing the things he does to get a reaction out of every single one of you. If he has everyone in the head office on his side there is little you can do to make him look bad becasue as you said he is the angel in their eyes. He is probably documenting everything that is happening to him and relaying to back to the people above him making everyone else look bad.
I would suggest stop reacting to whatever he does and act like he doesnt exist and ignore everything he does and i bet you will get a response out of him. Dont give the guy what he wants and that is a "Reaction"

 

[polaris dude]

Yeah, I was gonna say try working harder than him and move up so you don't have to deal with him, but then I figured I would say something funny instead

 

[snowhawkaddict]

He at least earned his title.

When you going to own up to yours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTIqUSDcR8

 

[AZ800]

Always fun to catch someone when they leave their desk and don't lock up their computer. Send some prank homo emails from his email.

 

[TheHardWay]

If you know his office email, sign him up for gay p o r n email lists. If you know his cell #, you can sign him up to "receive more info" from those colleges you see on TV like Everest College. The calls become non-stop! My buddy played this prank on another friend, and he ended up having to change his phone number haha.

 

[Himark]

I once put a guys car on CL with the title saying "cheating husbands car for sale" I put pics of his car and said to reply to Sherry which was his wifes name. Then I put his cell# on it.....**oh forgot to add I made it cheap to so he got TONS of calls.

Another friend set up a fax to auto dial a guy at all times of the morning, a prank that just keeps on giving. It was a internet dispute that went on for over 2 years. He even went as far as to fly to his town (was on other business) and took a picture of him through the window and emailed it to him. Yeah that might of went to far! Oh forgot to add before he dropped the picture bomb he sent him a email every other day with one digit of his home address than capped it off with the pic.

 

[cubby]

If it's cold over there then go get a bucket of water and a couple bags of cotton balls and drunk the cotton balls in water and stick them all over his car they stick like glue when cold out LOL.

 

[tudizzle]

 

[newmy1]

Dizz wins


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[TheHardWay]

I got that picture in an email the other day. The caption was "sorry I can't make it into work today. Some dick is blocking my car in the parking lot".

 

[mold]

put LSD in his coffee.

Thought you wanted to piss him off? If you have some good chit, I'll send you MY coffee cup.