the new girlfriend

[speeddemon]

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles — something she seemed to love to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’
‘Because,’ she replied, ‘I miss mine.’
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

 

[mynameislance]

LOL wow

 

[Puddy Tat]

Thats some funny chit right there!!!!

 

[Anylizer]

Sick & wrong :d

 

[aksnomachinechic]

LMAO!!!! That was short, to the point, & definitely hilarious!!!!

 

[yardfarmer]

 

[Tree Boss]

time to slap the ho!!!

 

[SAWYER]

oh snap!

 

[switchback]

That explains why when some guys get married their's seem to end up in their wive's purse

 

[Super B]

That explains why when some guys get married their's seem to end up in their wive's purse

When did you get yours out of hawk?

 

[montanasledder]

Lol

 

[pernikm]

I just threw up a little in my mouth....

 

[ADRENALINE]

I just threw up a little in my mouth....

Better that than the beer I just wasted. LMAO

 

[suitcase]

now that's funny!!!

 

[Skinner]

DUH!!!!

 

[MARV1]

Hahaha! Good one.