Now, Now Smashie...
I know you get all dehydrated when you aren't dipped in snow at least 3 times a week, that makes the Turrets flare up and you start cussing like a whore that realizes she just gave a freebie to a homeless guy in a stolen suit....
This is where the healing begins my friend....
Let the hate go...
Buy a RZR...have some fun....
We know that you had all your teeth knocked out on the handlebars of your grandpappys TNT from jumping Crude barrels on the N. Slope in July of '75 .... I'm sure anyone would hate summer and Doo's too if they looked like a gin soaked bar-room queen from Memphis at age 5....
Take some of that Prozac on your nightstand and chill out man... your going to blow your corroded artery just typing that stuff...
If you havent noticed.... besides a shortage of snow... theres a shortage of spicy Canadian women that can ride and put up with Nor Cal chitheads like us....
Especially ones that cook!!
And Stephy... morning rides up on Frisby Ridge are the best !! .... do you cook breakfast?