SMRSUX (Summer Sucks)
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Scared????? Of what.....you and AO's mouths...smack smack smack...
Hey......watch it
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Stephy
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..."wait!" "Waaaaatch it, awwww man... I SWEAR!... not AGAIN!"
" Wheres my fluffer!?
AO....AOOOO! DAMN IT WHERE ARE YOU!!!!! DAAAAMN!".... "Stephy, wait... watch it. Hmmmmmm, maybe if I flick it!" "OOOOUUUUUUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!........ MAN THAT HURT!" "AO........AOOOOO, spit that out and get OVER HERE! STEPHY aint gonna watch it forever!"..................Smash NEVER completes a whole phrase in three words!.... he just forgot to type the rest!
Only question now is.... what "EXACTELY" was it that "scared" Stephy, eh?
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Anthony Oberti
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Holy Crap!!!! That was intense.....lmao.
i leave for one week and the whole thread goes to hell... whats wrong with this place...
hey smash... remember that one time you got the razor stuck on the side of the highway... should have sidehilled it instead of trying to climb it!
AO we missed you at bass lake this weekend! hope you had a good time sucking dust in Oklahomo...
Stephy... Good to see your still riding! Therapy must have gone well! Come back and visit us!
hey smash... remember that one time you got the razor stuck on the side of the highway...
should have sidehilled it instead of trying to climb it!AO we missed you at bass lake this weekend! hope you had a good time sucking dust in Oklahomo...
Stephy... Good to see your still riding! Therapy must have gone well! Come back and visit us!
Phatty...I'd love to come back to Utah...so much fun ! but hey, I didn't see my invite to Bass Lake???????
BOYS only thats why.....
just joking. Hey Phatty remember that time you were with Pink Bikini and her man choked her and four guys did nothing thats funny
. Thanks for the mention of the Razor stuck on the side of the road great. Yes AO really missed out on Bass Lake so did Gnar and Rocknester way to B!tch out on that one. A mans heaven if you know what I mean and two single guys went grass dragging GOOD ONE ......LOOOOOOOOOOSERS. Way to represent Phatty. Ah those were the days.
Phatty...I'd love to come back to Utah...so much fun ! but hey, I didn't see my invite to Bass Lake???????
since when did you need an invite to come to utah or bass lake? open door policy!!! All you have to do is show up and start drinkin!!
smash... oh pink bikini girl... and her DB boy toy! he is lucky he sprinted off like the scared little man he truly is!!!
LOL you are to funny I said I was only playing
....Phatty I wish I could have been there for the Pink Bikini chick getting layed out. You all should have chased that dude down and worked him over bad....Pink would have been OH my hero Phatty please take me to bed or lose me forever, and you could have said "show me the way home honey" then she could have said" Phatty you big stud" AAAAHHHHH the great imagination
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Anthony Oberti
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LOL you are to funny I said I was only playing
Wait a second......did you just quote Top Gun????? I thought only Samsher did that??????
Phatty: "30 more seconds then i've got em"
AO: "c'mon phatty, take the shot!"
Phatty:"20 more seconds"
AO:"Jesus Christ, i could take the shot from right here"
Phatty:"10 more seconds"
AO:"Phatty, fire or clear"
Phatty:"Sh!t I'm off"
"beeeep beeep beeep beeep"
Smasher:"we flew right through his jetwash"
Smasher:"Engine 1 is out.....engine 2 is out"
AO:"I'm pinned forward smash, you're gonna have to punch us out"
AO:"Eject, eject EJECT EJECT EJECT!
The rest is history.....
AO: "c'mon phatty, take the shot!"
Phatty:"20 more seconds"
AO:"Jesus Christ, i could take the shot from right here"
Phatty:"10 more seconds"
AO:"Phatty, fire or clear"
Phatty:"Sh!t I'm off"
"beeeep beeep beeep beeep"
Smasher:"we flew right through his jetwash"
Smasher:"Engine 1 is out.....engine 2 is out"
AO:"I'm pinned forward smash, you're gonna have to punch us out"
AO:"Eject, eject EJECT EJECT EJECT!
The rest is history.....
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Anthony Oberti
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****in classic!!!
Im still waiting to see who's going to take who to bed or lose them forever !
Gulp Gulp I am scared. Are we joking am I being called out well then
Gnar talking to Rocknester " Hey Rocknester you want to know who's the best sledder thats him Smasher thats the way he rides Ice cold he wears you down, you get bored, frustrated, and do something stupid and he's got ya. Gnar says "Hey Ao who's butt did you kiss to get in here AO " Gnar you are such a D!ckhead but my list is long but distinguished like my johnson. Gnar to AO "so your riding with Smasher hu" Ao to Gnar " Thats Mr. Smasher to you" Ao to Rocknester and Gnar "So you guys slide into Gardiners spot hu" Gnar " that spot was ours okay" Smasher rolls up Gnar introduces Smasher to Rocknester "Smasher, Rocknester" Smasher to Rocknester "Sorry to hear about Gardiner he and I were like brothers in Sled school he was a good man" Rocknester "still is a good man" Smasher "thats what I meant" Rocknester "thought so" Smasher to Rocknester "So do you need any help?" Rocknester "with what?" Smasher "you figure it out yet?" Rocknester "Whats that?" Smasher "whos the best rider" Rocknester "No, I think I can figure that out on my own" Smasher " I heard that about you, you like to work alone" AO "some pilots live their whole career to see an Assault up close, I guess you guess are lucky and famous" Smasher "No, you mean notorious" Smasher "we'll see you guys around" Rocknester "You can count on it" Gnar "they were abused as children" Rocknester "we are going to have a good time" Gnar "okay bet is twenty dollars, you have to have carnal knowledge of a lady this time, on the premises" Rocknester "on the premises" Gnar "c'mon Rock a bet's a bet" Rocknester " I dont know Gnar but uh, she's lost that loving feeling" Gnar "she's lost that loving feeling, no I hate it when she does that".....................
All by memory to no movie Yah Whats up now
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Anthony Oberti
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......ummmm, I am beyond speechless. I really don't even know what to say. I think I puked in my mouth, I think I laughed so hard I peed my pants, and I am pretty sure I am still seeing doubles. However, for the general public;
The cast(or outcasts):
Smasher- Kris Kaltenbalcher
Gnar- Shane Kelley
Rocknester- Jesse O'Rourke
AO.....me
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Stephy
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HOLY SH*T ! As much as I hate to say it...that was freakin impressive !
But again...I'm still waiting to see who takes who to bed or loses them forever......I have my ideas but I'm new here and am trying to be nice...although it would be more like the Romper Room of last year if I actually stirred the pot....I wanted to say AO and Smash but...hehe !
like jlowe told me the other day "Welcome to the Jungle Stephy !"
Smasher...how long did it take you to write that???? all day????
But again...I'm still waiting to see who takes who to bed or loses them forever......I have my ideas but I'm new here
and am trying to be nice...although it would be more like the Romper Room of last year if I actually stirred the pot....I wanted to say AO and Smash but...hehe !like jlowe told me the other day "Welcome to the Jungle Stephy !"
Smasher...how long did it take you to write that???? all day????
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