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Slim's Afton Massacre II

Naw, that's already been settled. LOL ;):D:beer;

, 07:21 PM
wy-doo
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: starvalley wy
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Originally Posted by F-Bomb
Brock that is the absolute nature of THIS beast. Race a guy 100 times winning 99% in a clear and concise fashion but get a bad start on just one and that was THE RACE that officially counted (at least in most's pea pan). The better results are racing people with blinders and a neck that only faces directly forward. If you are only beating them by 10 lengths then you DIDN"T BEAT em! bah ha

Brock note the great Carl's RMK 860 vs BJ XP 860 challenge (that you and about thirty other people including Pack Thunderstrike who was supposed to be filming the "resluts" for unarguable proof) that was so popular on other threads. (got two actual threads with thousands of looks plus) I couldn't find a single post upon our return that noted the actual true results. SLim shady posted some random drunken Old English Shakespearian ramble that might have been related but it was impossible to tell. Ralphy posted the only comment that even remotely hit on it. "I admit the RMK 860 was faster", was about the net except that was followed by some what if's concerning the racing layout and conditions.

Oh well, while I was piloting and it was quite a "distance" to be related in "lengths" and who was whooping who...it felt, looked (I had time to look back...NOT sideways... BACK...WAY BACK!), and WAS plus 10 full 12ft sled lengths every time. We can't trust your opinion because you were on "sleeping pills and cafeine laced excedrine"!



120 feet in your dreams maybe two or three 7 foot lengths in 2000 feet!! What you said is BULLS!@T F_BOMB I hate being :mad: not at you hobbes
 
Hell Ralphy, I didn't even watch ONE of those races so I can't even comment. The only way I knew anything happened is cause you came over afterwards and talked to me about it.

I just need to get Stacy trained in for some drag racing, she makes horse jockeys look like NFL players!! LOL
 
Boyz, Boyz, Boyz, I speaketh the truth, whether it not to be F-bombeth's ability to so unnerstandeth, let me splain it more to thou-eth ability to comprehend ...............


The POO boyz & girlz won by 2-3 lengths in just about every race on the FLAT.

The DOO boyz & girlz won by 2-3 lengths in just about every race UPHILL.


These results are fact, Choose your preference.
 
Are we still fighting about this one, its simple, on the first day they raced the skidoo was the definate winner and on the second day the polaris had it all the way! Doesn't matter the snow conditions, doesn't matter the time of year thats how it went!

And as my good friend Vin Diesel said, it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning is winning! Let this one die! :o:beer;:beer;:o:):D:D;)
 
No, I want to fight about this a little more. So with my 240lb azz on the Poo and Ralphy at whatever bird weight he calls mens sizes on the Doo, I was getting beat by 2-3 sled lengths??? Wow, maybe I'm the one with blinders on. Ralphy, I was pretty sure we traded paint every time. Sometimes I won, sometimes you won, I'd call it a draw. Can you chime in and tell me where the 2-3 sled lengths you beat me every time came from? I don't want to fight about this stoopit crap anymore than you guys do, but lets at least stick to the facts. I KNOW I won more than one race up that stupid little hill we used as a race format, now somebody tell me where the 2-3 lengths I was getting beat by came from.
 
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OMG! Were there not over 20 probably closer to 30 people parked sitting in that giant open flat area watching the great 860 re-challenge? 2 or 3 lengths in 2000 ft is not a conclusive victory! IT WAS A FRICKING SLED RACING MILE! IT WAS OBVIOUS AND ABSOLUTELY UN-ARGUABLY CONCLUSIVE. The RMK 860 from Carl's was the king over not one but TWO doo 860'S. Pretty fair deal two since all three had the same track length and all three jockeys weigh in at similar MASSES. Ralph's maybe got bigger stones but my "CRANK" makes up the weight! Dave? Well he don't like to argue so he's no fun. As they say on ESPN ..."come on"! Enough time has now passed that the truth has FOGGED the minds of the defeated! That's OK since WE the victorious and CHAMPIONS of the WORLD have clear and concise memory of the actual results. Of course I can't remember what day it is or what I did yesterday but I do remember this CRAP!

Jim's not a very good money manager. I'd have filmed that event and extorted funds from both Carl's and BJ. One to see it and one not too! Of course I would never sign off on it or participate in their BS UNION as I'm still protesting THunderstruck for my lack of credits in TS 3.5 (the single best movie ever "it one all kinds of awards") WHO THE PLUCK IS THE UNKNOWN RIDER...SLIM THAT there IS BS!

Now that "racing" for which SLIM with his limited memory capacity is quoting...a fricking 50 yard long pounded off camber grade with about fourteen different paths none of which were equal. OH THERE'S A FAIR COMPARISON OF SLEDS! That is BS (there slim I used your stuff again)! UM...don't remember ever being behind anyone on that program either 860 or 800. HUH!

racing with slim shady...hey look a baby wolf...ONETWOTHREE GO BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP ...wooo hooo..... I win ski doo is the best.... wooo hooo...French stuff lover:mad:!
 
riiiiiiiiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiiiiiing........."Slimmie wake up baby" says the always lovely Jo

"ahhhh" yawn..."I was having the best dream" says Slim Shady

"Ya?..tell me about it sweeeeeetie" says Jo

"Oh we were racing against the world's greatest most elite Polaris guys...and I won an actual race...wooo I'm a little wet....I must shower" says Slim

clock radio comes on and it's the REAL SLIM SHADY

"please stand up.. please stand up....OPT there goes gravity...back to reality"
 
Boyz, Boyz, Boyz, I speaketh the truth, whether it not to be F-bombeth's ability to so unnerstandeth, let me splain it more to thou-eth ability to comprehend ...............


The POO boyz & girlz won by 2-3 lengths in just about every race on the FLAT.

The DOO boyz & girlz won by 2-3 lengths in just about every race UPHILL.


These results are fact, Choose your preference.

With all Doo respect El Presidente, I call BS on them thar results. Like Al stated(and Rob verified), the 860's were trading paint all the way up that "hill". Rarely was there ever a clear winner. And to be honest, on the flats; 3 lengths would be a conservative call.:D Them yeller glass really Doo a job on a guy's perspective!
 
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good stuff here. lol!

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JEEEEEZEZ ROB!! LMFAO!! I'm trying to stream the Masters tourney here and now I can't see who's winning through the tears!!

As far as anything else goes, I call it like I see it, always have, always will!! And when we raced up that POS hill I won as many times as anyone else and easily outweighed everyone by a good 60 lbs! Ralph, you are the only guy I trust that wears yellow undies, tell me I'm lying!
 
riiiiiiiiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiiiiiing........."slimmie wake up baby" says the always lovely jo

"ahhhh" yawn..."i was having the best dream" says slim shady

"ya?..tell me about it sweeeeeetie" says jo

"oh we were racing against the world's greatest most elite polaris guys...and i won an actual race...wooo i'm a little wet....i must shower" says slim

clock radio comes on and it's the real slim shady

"please stand up.. Please stand up....opt there goes gravity...back to reality"

rotflpmp

hahaha.
 
WOW! Boyzzzz!!! Since you all obviously had the "i'm racing and winning" tunnel vision, let someone who was actually watching tell you how it was in the racing of the 860cc engine size snow buggies.

I didn't see ANYONE beat the Carl's 860 in all the races we watched! Period! Sometimes the win was by only 2 sled lengths, sometimes it was by more......but the Carl's 860 was clearly and inarguably the champion on the hill in the 860 cc category!!!

ONLY vid of 860's racin

This vid is of earlier racing action - not the bigger hill - but this is how they all went!

Now stop arguing and kiss and make up! Or - you'll just have to schedule another race date and hire peeps with video cameras to document! :)

:) 2fun
 
Don't you guys know that Slim is so Ski-Doo he pees yellow? ;)

it all happened when he ate too much yellow snow as a kid. :eek:

as does any of this really amount to a piss hole in the snow? :face-icon-small-con

see how i tied that all together? :)
 
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