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Riding Lawnmower

Soon after Wanda and I met, she mentioned how she really

wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. She was a

single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the

evening when she got home from work.



So, being the handy sort of guy that I was,



I made her a riding lawnmower.

I guess I thought she would squeal with delight


and give me a big hug.


To this day I have never been able to understand

why women are so hard to please.
 
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It's even got a girls frame on it. They are so hard to understand. I got my girlfriend a new snow shovel for Christmas (ergonomic design also). They appreciate nothing.
 
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