Bored today, so I'll start off with a couple of gooduns - Hey, I resemble that remark.
A redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink - the clerk replies, Go ahead.
Two reason why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder..
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 20 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies, "Bout wut?"
A redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink - the clerk replies, Go ahead.
Two reason why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder..
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 20 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies, "Bout wut?"
