Quickies

[AKSNOWRIDER]

Figured I would try and put a smile on everyones face today..hope you like..........
Quickies
>
> I dialed a number and got the following recording:
>
> 'I am not available right now, but
> Thank you for caring enough to call.
> I am making some changes in my life.
> Please leave a message after the
> Beep. If I do not return your call,
> You are one of the changes.'
> ~~~~~
>
> Aspire to inspire before you expire.
> ~~~~~
>
> ( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
> My wife and I had words,
> But I didn't get to use mine.
> ~~~~~
>
> Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
> ~~~~~
>
> Blessed are those who can give without remembering
> And take without forgetting.
> ~~~~~
> The irony of life is that, by the time
> You're old enough to know your way
> Around, you're not going anywhere.
> ~~~~~
>
> God made man before woman so as to give him
> time to think of an answer for her first question.
> ~~~~~
> I was always taught to respect my elders,
> But it keeps getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
>
> Every morning is the dawn
> of a new error.
> ~~~~~

 

[SAWYER]

gooders