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Post Turtle!!!

PJ-Hunter

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,

who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the

doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually

the topic got around to Obama and his election as president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a

'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving

down a country road and you come across a fence post with a

turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he

continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself,

he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while

he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb *** put him

up there to begin with'.
 
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That picture would be great if someone would make that turtle rotate on it too !

----- Gimpster -----
 
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