Poem for all you sledders

[REV GUY]

This came from the Team Summer Sucks guys out of Canada, thought it was kinda funny


Ode to the Sledder…Summer Sucks!

I do not like green grass and sand
I do not like the summer land
I do not like the asphalt bare
I do not see the snow, no-where

I do not like this summer fate
I can not stand to wait and wait
I dream of snow all day and night
I slept on my sled, That's just "not right"

I plan and scheme the next trip out
I - am - sick, there is no-doubt
I have a bug, with just one cure
To sled the peaks, that is for-sure.

The powder is my one true love,
To view the valleys, from up above.
To pull the lever and shoot strait up
To jump the woops and win the cup

In November I will not Dally...
The 1st snow-fall, I'll shoot down my Alley
With my Klim Wear, from neck to toe.
From that point on, I'll be "good to go"

Out west I'll head to Golden or Revy
At the end of the day, there'll be several Bevy's
Long hours in the truck, I'll savor the change
And the cheap hotels we'll frequent again.

I do not like green grass and sand...
I do not like this summer fate
I can not stand to wait and wait....
Summer Sucks!

 

[BLONDZ]

NICE!!

 

[MYTOYS]

Very cute!

Here is an oldie:

When I die bury me deep, lay my sled at my feet, strap a helmet to my head so I can ride when I am dead.

 

[Deezy]

I can appreciate that! Beats the hell out of Shakespeare!

 

[CATillak]

polaris is red, yammi is blue, i started on a cat, but now i ride doo,
my bars are short but my track is long, the sound of this sport could be compared to a song!

The last ones for the triple guys because we all know triples sound the best...

(minus yammi 4 strokes)

 

[aksnomachinechic]

polaris is red, yammi is blue, i started on a cat, but now i ride doo,
my bars are short but my track is long, the sound of this sport could be compared to a song!

The last ones for the triple guys because we all know triples sound the best...

(minus yammi 4 strokes)

Haha!!

good one!

 

[Nikolai]

Very cute!

Here is an oldie:

When I die bury me deep, lay my sled at my feet, strap a helmet to my head so I can ride when I am dead.

I'm stealing that for myspace page

 

[MYTOYS]

I'm stealing that for myspace page

Go for it