Oh No

[143777]

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his unit, something she seemed to love to do.

Enjoying it, he asked her,'Why do you love doing that?'

She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'

 

[Mafesto]

Oh No!

Is the right response there.

 

[woodies]

run for a gun man!

 

[sldgy]

be afraid, be very afraid!

 

[800 RMK]

Ha Ha .................... opps............

 

[Ex-Member]

Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Woman: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"

 

[SAWYER]

Lmao

 

[H2SNOW]

Doh !!

 

[duffman]

Excellent joke.......even better quagmire quote! LMFAO!

 

[rare breed]

haha

 

[catcollector]

This Is Abut As Bad As The One About The Guy Who Was Leading To Chicks On. The First One He Has Been Leading On For Quit Awhile. He Hit It With Her And Left Her With A Little Suprise And It Wasno Bun In The Oven Either So He Gets Ready To Hit It With Chick Number Two And She Smiles And Say Is It True You Have Std's