Obama Benifacor

[Zachcreek]

I was thinking of becoming a democrap so that I could get the benifits of the new administration. I need advise, I do know how to get jiggy with it, and I am down with that. I will trample at Mall Wort if needed. No real job though, I just want to collect money. I cannot do crack, but 2 stroke smoke is fine.

 

[bigfoot]

I think you probably need to gain 40 or 50 pounds, and/or quit bathing. Also exemptions may sometimes be made for pansy frat boys as long as you aren't capable of an independent thought.

 

[ArcticBoy]

Become a gay muslim of some color other than white and be allergic to work.