Never go sledding with the neighbors wife. ALONE

[previous member]

Went out sledding today with the neighbors wife. He is in Hawaii and my wife is in Denver. I am totally exhausted and at one point thought we may be spending the night in the snow. She got stuck four times and I am talking the type of stucks that take at least 30 minutes of hard work to get out of. We carry shovels, hijacker jacks, and bungees. Still a lot of work with a gal that doesn't have much strength. I learned another lesson. Never go without at least a hand saw. Thought I had mine but it is on my wifes sled. She got a 4 inch pine tree wedged between her ski and the hood. I finally jacked up the left front side high enough to flip the sled upside down and get it off the tree. I am pooped. Snow was good, a bit heavy but deep.

 

[SLED2SHRED]

What kind of husband goes to Hawaii without taking his wife? And are your sure your wife is in Denver and not Hawaii?

 

[priest lake rmk]

4 inch pine tree, yeah right.

 

[previous member]

What kind of husband goes to Hawaii without taking his wife? And are your sure your wife is in Denver and not Hawaii?

LMAO. He has been over there working in construction for 4 months. My wife called yesterday and I could hear the grand kids in the background. I think we are safe.

 

[luvtoride]

What kind of husband goes to Hawaii without taking his wife? And are your sure your wife is in Denver and not Hawaii?

Hahahaha

 

[Wade]

4 inch pine wedged up under her.....

Never mind, just too many places this story could go. You know where everyone's mind goes with stories like this.

Geeze, everyone jumped on this one.

 

[previous member]

4 inch pine tree, yeah right.

Here ya go dude............

 

[Nate]

soo......did you get out a tape measure and calculate the circumferance of this pine? Or is that a speculation on diameter?

 

[PCDOC]

soo......did you get out a tape measure and calculate the circumferance of this pine? Or is that a speculation on diameter?

The real question: Did you call it 4" or did she?

 

[MPS]

The real question: Did you call it 4" or did she?

I think it was an educated guess. hmmmmm 4 inches....its a bigger tree than the tree my husband planted in the garden that last glorious spring!

 

[previous member]

OK, it was an 8" pine tree if it will make you guys feel better. Had big pine cones too and you should have seen the sap that came out of that sucker.

 

[MPS]

I think someone else liked the 4 inches and sap too!!!! I can't believe you two invited this little freak! Remind me never to ride with you A.S.!!! I think you need some treatment!

 

[previous member]

I think someone else liked the 4 inches and sap too!!!! I can't believe you two invited this little freak! Remind me never to ride with you A.S.!!! I think you need some treatment!

Ha ha ha. LMAO..........May as well bring Billy Mays along too................

 

[MPS]

I think he is behind you scrubbing...right?

 

[Turbo Tim]

Lmao that may be as good as the looter !

 

[previous member]

Didn't need the rags afterall. The tub got all the sap off of us.............

 

[Poorider900]

Damn, i was hoping for a "Dear Penthouse" letter.

 

[MPS]

Ha ha ha. LMAO..........May as well bring Billy Mays along too................

Uh huh....don't play stupid...you two had plans for him at home! Just sick and wrong!

 

[Puff_N_AK]

I dunno, with all that work going on with the 8" pine and sapp every where this may be more along the lines of what happend in that tub.

 

[priest lake rmk]

So what did she think when she hit that 4 inch pine?