Need Hangover Help

[Nate]

Allright, no bullshhit got a nasty one. Whats the best way to shake this thing so I can go to work? Hit me hard, really hard. Aspirin aint doin it

 

[Supplicate]

quick google search found this:

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/hangover/hangover5.html

Here it is: the fruit of all our painstaking research, The Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure. While the ingredients in this kit are based on hard science and not personal mythology, it must be said that there really is no cure for a hangover in the same sense that penicillin is a cure for an infection. There are several things, however, that you can put into your body to ease the pain and assist rapid recovery, including a little-known substance called cysteine. Cysteine directly counteracts the poisonous effects of acetaldehyde. The following arsenal-in-a-milkshake is so loaded with the anti-toxic munitions your body needs, that after it makes short work of your hangover, it might just clear out your nasal passages, shrink your hemorrhoids, and leap out of your body and write your History term paper. Behold the official SoYouWanna.com Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure (patent pending):

1. Take 2 aspirins
2. Take 200mg cysteine (available at specialty food stores)
3. Take 600mg vitamin C
4. Take 1 tablet vitamin B-complex
5. Mix the following ingredients together in a blender:

* 1 banana
* 1 small can V-8
* 6 large strawberries
* 2 tablespoons honey
* 1 cup orange juice
* 1-2 cups milk (or soy milk), to desired consistency
* ¼ tsp. salt
* dash of nutmeg

6. Drink it all up.

If necessary, follow up with a dose of Maalox, lots of Gatorade, and bouillon soup for dinner. These ingredients will rehydrate your body, replace essential vitamins and minerals, and help rid your body of some of the toxic byproducts of metabolized alcohol.

For a headache that drugs don't seem to touch, try an icepack or a bag of frozen peas wrapped in a tea towel, 20 minutes on your head, 10 minutes off. There've been lots of hangover remedies over the centuries, from the Assyrian crushed swallows' beaks with myrrh to Rabbit Dropping Tea (though we think that it tastes a little raisin-y). Friends of ours have suggested everything from club soda to the classic Bull's Eye (OJ and a raw egg) to pickle brine straight from the pickle jar. But if you're looking for something substantial that actually prevents vomiting, invest in the necessary pills and keep your blender handy; the Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure, judiciously combined with the wise drinking practices detailed above, is for you.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

Gatorade. & about a handful of aspirin.

Tomatoe juice has helped me before also

 

[bullfrog123]

One red beer and 4 Advil works for me.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

One red beer and 4 Advil works for me.

..yup...If you can get away with it.. A bloody Mary always does it for me. & if yer that hung over you probably still smell like booze anyhow.

 

[Hunter2008]

Just Don't go to work and sit at home and drink all day. When you pass-out you will not be thinking of your hangover anymore.

 

[buck50]

crush up 3-4 extra strength aspirin and mix with alcaseltzer(for the stomach) works pretty dam good!!!!!













or don't drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[POLZIN]

greasy breakfast and a fat joint

 

[ragincajun]

This isnt for hang overs but it will help prevent one(atleast for me). After you get back from drinkin the whole night take some advil and eat some bread and drink a couple cups of water when you get home...works wonders! I havnt had one since i started doin that! Good luck with the hang onver though....they BLOW!

 

[snow_knight]

greasy breakfast and a fat joint

^^.. HAHA



The actual hangover your body is feeling is dehydration.. lots and lots of water.. green tea also works well.. helps flush out the system..powerade works good for the needed electrolytes.. food high in carbs helps absorb more of the alcohol however there probably isnt much left in your stomach.. as for the headache T3 pills are the best.. but hard to get ahold of

 

[Meatman]

childrens pedialyte and some aspirin, works for me

 

[buck50]

^^.. HAHA



The actual hangover your body is feeling is dehydration.. lots and lots of water.. green tea also works well.. helps flush out the system..powerade works good for the needed electrolytes.. food high in carbs helps absorb more of the alcohol however there probably isnt much left in your stomach.. as for the headache T3 pills are the best.. but hard to get ahold of

ACTUALLY, tylenol, in any form, is BAD to mix with alcohol!!! the liver uses the same enzyme to process alcohol as it does the tylenol(acetaminophen), and since you were drinking, most if not all that enzyme is used up! now when the tylenol gets to the liver, it gets converted to a toxic intermediary which then USUALLY gets converted to a useable substance by that enzyme........the one you used up drinking!!!!!! now you have a toxic compound in your system, and in rare cases, it can be fatal!!!!! no chit!!!! so stick to aspirin or advil!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing with acetaminophin(tylenol)!!!!!! and your right about the water, LOTS and LOTS of it! also try having even a glass full before you go to bed drunk!!!!!!!!!

 

[jsledder]

Throw on your hydration pack, full of water, and sit in a sauna for a couple hours and keep a constant flow of water going in. Sweat it out.....

Or, just prepare for a really long, ****ee day.

 

[EastcapeAngler]

childrens pedialyte and some aspirin, works for me

..also a good cure. Pedialyte is expensive though,$7 or so..I've bought the western family brand for about half that.

 

[Nate]

crush up 3-4 extra strength aspirin and mix with alcaseltzer(for the stomach) works pretty dam good!!!!!

This worked really well

or don't drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the f*ck kind of statement is that?

Or, just prepare for a really long, ****ee day

It was a shhitty day I got plum full of pulling out shrub roots and yard work that I just went to my office and grabbed my air conditioned mini excavator. Punched a few holes in the yard, but oh well, no more roots

One red beer and 4 Advil works for me.

I sappose I could have done that, buuuuuuuuut, I wasnt feeling well this morning to choke down any more liquor

Thanks for the help guys

 

[EastcapeAngler]

Now, are ya gonna start all over tonite?

 

[go high fast]

Nasal shot of Imitrex spray and 1/2 gallon of OJ and 2 hour nap.

The "S" word sometimes helps too.

 

[Nate]

Now, are ya gonna start all over tonite?

Yup! leaving at 8 or so. Barn loft party

 

[unionbaystroker]

this works well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

 

[Deadwood]

So when you go home tonight after drinking, drink as much water as you can before you go to bed. You won't be thirsty and will have to force it but you will not believe the results. This works, never sick the next day anymore.
Just don't pi$$ the bed. lol