My coon story....pictures inside....

[cmantle1]

So here's my raccoon story. So i'm just chillin at my house, watching america's next top model you know how it goes. So behind me i hear this like scratchy noise and a thud, and i turn around and theres a ****ing raccoon in my house (the door to my deck was open) trying to drag out my ****ing cat's sack of catfood. SO i get up all startled and mob at the ****er, he dips out real quick and i put away the catfood. So i close the deck door, and then just look out to make sure hes gone...and theres the ****er chillin outside my house. I grab a bat and go out my front door and around my house (my deck is in the back) to trap him on the deck. So he sees me, and tries to flee past me and right as he runs past me i whip his *** with the bat, hella loud, and his side smacks up against the wall of my house and he dips the **** out into the street, i run after him into the street with my bat and he peaces the **** out. Just thought i'd share cuz that coon is not coming back to my crib anytime soon unless he wants to get his *** kicked again. Here are some pics i got of the ****er when he was chillin outside my house

 

[cmantle1]

i got more pics but snowest says they are too big?

 

[xrated]

In MT or DC.

Seems kinda early in the day for a coon to be out...thing probably had rabies, you should shoot the sum beach.

The bigger question is, why the hell are you watching Americas Next Top Model?

 

[cmantle1]

In MT or DC.

Seems kinda early in the day for a coon to be out...thing probably had rabies, you should shoot the sum beach.

The bigger question is, why the hell are you watching Americas Next Top Model?

Montana, and you know sometimes you just gotta go with whats on....

And i know i should have taken more action, but the bat was close...

 

[xrated]

Man was the remote at the other end of the couch? Or were the models finally smoking hot and not bones?

 

[cmantle1]

Man was the remote at the other end of the couch? Or were the models finally smoking hot and not bones?

remote was nowhere to be found, and the models were pretty good looking in my opinion, especially the judge lady....

now the coons gone i really want him to come back for round 2....

 

[8alltheway]

maybe he just wanted to watch with you? did you ever think of that? he saw u chillin on the couch prob munchin on a snack an thought "maybe ill walk in, grab some cat food an hang out for a while".

those critters never cease to suprise me. some are dumb as a possum, an some are incredibly intelligent- sure fun to hunt tho (or beat with a bat)

 

[Mafesto]

We had a bunch of young'uns wander in the yard one day. Musta lost their mama?
So I gathered them up & took them to the Watertown Zoo (About 40 miles away)

We get back & one more comes wandering up, so I kept it for a pet for awhile.

"Nutty as a pet coon" kinda holds true!
She always wanted to be held, then she would climb outa my lap, up my shirt & then up on top of my head. Then she'd sit there. Wasn't happy unless she was sitting on top of my head!

It's amazing how soft & gentle their hands & fingers are!

We had a neighbor that had all kinds of different animals, so I gave her to him.
She got a little rougher as she got older, so he let her go.

 

[snow_knight]

so your telling me that you hit it with the bat and you didnt kill it .. was it a whiffle bat.. .. haha



coons are fun to beat in the spot lights..

 

[Mafesto]

so your telling me that you hit it with the bat and you didnt kill it .. was it a whiffle bat.. .. haha



coons are fun to beat in the spot lights..

That can't be politically correct!

 

[Nate]

mama used to chase coons off the back poorch with a broom.........


"not coons you idiot, niggas......................."

hehehe


did you wear your super awesome tekvest while beatin him down?

 

[snow_knight]

the only thing better than club coons in the spot light is





Can shootn.. ...


right nate

 

[Nate]

the only thing better than club coons in the spot light is





Can shootn.. ...


right nate

I wouldnt know, spotlighting is illigal in wyoming, so I dont do it.........

because its illigal..................

 

[snow_knight]

^^thats good to hear.. nothing better than a law abiding citizen.. .. haha



ya but can shooting is so much fun

 

[Nate]

Can shootin is fun Definatly go with SSS when shooting Cans.....

 

[Schmith12]

Can shootin is fun Definatly go with SSS when shooting Cans.....

LOL i love shooting cans also

 

[cmantle1]

mama used to chase coons off the back poorch with a broom.........


"not coons you idiot, niggas......................."

hehehe


did you wear your super awesome tekvest while beatin him down?

haha of course man, that tekvest saved my heart from his razor sharp paws....

 

[cmantle1]

so your telling me that you hit it with the bat and you didnt kill it .. was it a whiffle bat.. .. haha



coons are fun to beat in the spot lights..

dude they are tougher than you think, and it was more of a golf swing than like a beat down....if that makes sense....

 

[snow_knight]

ya i know... around here we use spotlights at night in the corn fields.. .. crazy fun.. bats, golf clubs, spears, bows, it doesnt matter..




no involved..

 

[HawkShot99]

If a racoon wants to play during the day, run away!