Montana Hunting Partner

[Skogen]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

[colojer]

I don't care who you are thats funny right there

 

[PJ-Hunter]

 

[MTdream]

I protest...that is a North Dakota joke!!!!!

 

[Skogen]

I was thinking it was more of 2 out of staters hunting in Montana joke.

 

[CRASHTESTDUMMY]

Sounds like the Vice President is out HUNTING again........

 

[H2SNOW]

silly bastege

 

[SAWYER]

hahahahahaha

 

[skidoorulz]

Two North Dakotan hunters are out in the woods of Montana when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

I fixed it for you.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

Two TEXAS hunters are out in the woods in Colorado when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "Mah friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Now it is truly fixed!

 

[Skogen]

No, that cant be right. If they were from Texas, the joke would have a sheep stuck in a fence somewhere.

 

[Sledsniper]

Who ever where ever I could see that happening.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

No, that cant be right. If they were from Texas, the joke would have a sheep stuck in a fence somewhere.

Nah, that's Wyoming!

 

[stum1967]

Be nice now guys, most North Dakota hunters are too drunk to drive that far to hunt.

 

[mountainbigbull]

Kinda like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxd2SeHemUg

 

[XC700116]

that one had to be straight out of Kentucky!!!

 

[Motley Doo]

First of all, no Montanan would EVER take there cell phone with them hunting! So they are Californians that have a summer home in Montana, much more realistic!