I've discovered the secret to dieting ...
- Thread starter Dogmeat
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I gotta lose about 20 before the snow starts to pile up, it ain't the eating that kills me, it's the 60minute workout after a 13 hour work related day!
Good luck and see ya on the hill!
I know what you mean about working out AFTER you work
It sucks *** ..
I think I'm just gonna get a spare tire and chain it to myself and run for 20 minutes down the dirt road every night after work when I'm out on location ...
Hell that **** worked for Rocky, it otta work for me
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go the right way...... All alcohol diet.
step 1 - Pick a day to start the diet. Send the wife and kids on vacation to some place with no phones for a couple weeks...... it's gonna get ugly!!
step 2 - Start drinking casually early in the morning. Drink hard enough to be happy yet full so eating is not considered.
step 3 - Drink until late and at last call pound down the worst shooters you can... lots of em. Mild alchol poisoning is part of the weight loss program.
step 4 - Being too drunk to drive, stumble home. This is the cardio and lower body strengthening portion of the program.
step 5 - DO NOT PREVENT VOMITING!!! Excessive vomiting is encouraged. Not only does this clean out any remaining food, but this is also the ab portion of the program.
step 6 - Pass out. Rest is important.
step 7 - You should wake up terribly sick... too sick to eat. Might as well go for a little hair of the dog. Begin casually drinking again.
Return to step 2 for further instruction!!
Continue this until the wife and kids get home or until you starve to death I guess.... but eating is discouraged!!
step 1 - Pick a day to start the diet. Send the wife and kids on vacation to some place with no phones for a couple weeks...... it's gonna get ugly!!
step 2 - Start drinking casually early in the morning. Drink hard enough to be happy yet full so eating is not considered.
step 3 - Drink until late and at last call pound down the worst shooters you can... lots of em. Mild alchol poisoning is part of the weight loss program.
step 4 - Being too drunk to drive, stumble home. This is the cardio and lower body strengthening portion of the program.
step 5 - DO NOT PREVENT VOMITING!!! Excessive vomiting is encouraged. Not only does this clean out any remaining food, but this is also the ab portion of the program.
step 6 - Pass out. Rest is important.
step 7 - You should wake up terribly sick... too sick to eat. Might as well go for a little hair of the dog. Begin casually drinking again.
Return to step 2 for further instruction!!
Continue this until the wife and kids get home or until you starve to death I guess.... but eating is discouraged!!
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