I need an excuse for the snow show.

[shmuckaluck]

Hey guys,
I never miss the snow show, most of the time I sell on Sat. and spend all day Sun. looking and buying, and hanging out with friends. But this year my son started at WSU and quess when Dads weekend is, out of all the weekends in the school year its on the F-in same weekend of the snow show. I look forward to the show all year, I need to find a way to go if I can. I am not a fan of football at all and we are suppose to go watch the game and my son could really care less if we go, he doesn't want to hang out with us (me and wife) we will just be bugging him. But my wife is hell bent on going over there for these things, she is excited to go and thinks our son enjoys when we come, but I am sure he hates it. Can you guys think of a good reason that I have to stay home. The last thing I want to do is drive 5 hours to go watch a football game.

 

[Lushbomb]

a realy bad case of diareah is usually a show stopper.. work and wife

 

[jacmmaxwell]

Nothin better then takin the boy out to hang with the guys. See if he wants to come down here. I'm taking my son this year for his first time at the show and he is stoked... but he's 10

 

[i'llDooit]

tell her there is a snowmobile show in puyallup and you cant go to wsu.
that pretty much sum's it up

 

[xpspenziv]

cast your vote

1.ask your son if he really wants mom to come over and hang out and embarrass him in front of ALL his friends.if not ,have him call her a say there has been a change of plans.

2.gotta work.there's no snow so she can drive herself.always works,gotta make money hunny

3.diareala,i can hear it already.you cant go and sea your son but you can go sea your friends,drink beer and hang out and spend OUR money.

4.get your balls off her mantel put your pants on and tell her that ur going to the snow show.

DRASTIC

pull the coil pack wires on her car so it has a bad miss.gotta take it to a friends (ase tech) he has a diognosis mechine.for the day.

best wishes.seaya next year.

 

[snowpatrol]

excuse

tell your wife you contracted genital herpes two weekends ago. you will be able to make every snow show for the rest of your adult life.

 

[winter brew]

There's going to be heavy snow on the pass that weekend....too dangerous to drive.

 

[shmuckaluck]

Hey guys,
Thats some funny S, my son doesn't like to ride snowmobiles (can you believe it) so he wouldn't enjoy the show, he's into baseball, football, crap like that. there are some good idea's, maybe my truck will break down (we are suppose to take the camper and stay on campus) right before it's time to go. there will be no hotels at all with rooms. or maybe I should put my balls back in my underpants and say I am not going to F-in Poulman, I am sure my son could give a damn. Desperation will end up deciding what happens.

 

[Lake Cle Elum]

Hmmmmmmmm......Need pictures of the wife and we can work this out maybe!!!!!!