I love this thread! 
, the funny thing is we all know one or have riden with one we just might not admit it.
, the funny thing is we all know one or have riden with one we just might not admit it.
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I HATE parking lot cowboys
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I think I'm going to make a couple signs and put them up at a couple of parking lots around here. It'll say
"Attention NON-motorized users"
This is a SNOWMOBILE TRAIL and is
funded and maintained by SNOWMOBILERS.
Keep this in mind before you decide to spit or
throw your poles at one of us.
p.s. if we keep getting kicked out of more areas
we're going to kick you off OUR trail.
"Attention NON-motorized users"
This is a SNOWMOBILE TRAIL and is
funded and maintained by SNOWMOBILERS.
Keep this in mind before you decide to spit or
throw your poles at one of us.
p.s. if we keep getting kicked out of more areas
we're going to kick you off OUR trail.
we like to call them people suburu toque dogs....driving around there suburu's with there greasy beards and always wearing toque's doesn't matter what time of year it is... and the dog is always riding shoty in the suburu...
SUBURU TOQUE DOGS
wow... douche bags?
hey pinnedunderdoo#3. your probably the one that waits for somebody to break trail so you and your pile can go somewhere. STEP UP BI.....!!!
hey pinnedunderdoo#3. your probably the one that waits for somebody to break trail so you and your pile can go somewhere. STEP UP BI.....!!!
This thread is great! I am not going to lie if we go up on a weekday and there is no one else there we screw around in the parking lot. At one of the snowparks you can actually make some good jumps if no one is around. This aside I like when you go up on the weekend and the parking lot is packed and joe and bob are racing the loop around the truck and motorhomes on their brand new sleds and all their cousins are out there on their banshees. It drives me nuts that quads are allowed on the groomed trails around here. It kinda defeats the purpose of grooming when you allow morons on 2 wheel drive race quads to go out and sink it in the middle of the trail. Then they are so damn stupid that they make a bigger trench digging a quad out than we do digging a sled out. I could go on all day but oh well let em screw around. If they hit my **** their insurance will just be buying me some cool new parts.
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dirtman800
New member
i like the guy with every thing new even clothes and tries to load on sled deck and ends up on top of truck,thats killer
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Clarke673
Somewhere between too dumb to quit and flat earth
You guys are all just trying to sound and look cool. Deep down inside we all love to play in parking lots.
Some of my biggest jumps and dumbest things have been done in parking lots. Hell onetime I got a concussion riding and it was just me and some guys on modded edges from south Dakota. They were setting there drink’n beer. I unloaded my modded 900 ran down the trail maybe 100 yards and fouled a plug crossing a creek and I was stuck on this little island. They rode out and gave me a free sparkplug. I started it up pinned it and shot across the creek and hit the bank on the other side and aired her out and landed doing a wheel stand and kept her going for like 20 feet. I even did my signature style’n move and put one foot on my spare gas can and stuck the other out in the air behind me.
Then the TPS messed up and launched me over the bars. After that I called it a day and loaded the sled on the trailer and went back to the shop to do a bit more tuning lol.
Honestly, you can’t come on hear and say that if not at one point or another you haven’t embarrassed yourself several times in the parking lot! I do it all the time. Spinning doughnuts on ice is fun, high speed drifts are fun, jumping snow banks are fun, hell I got a picture of me on a brand new 2008 600 rental sled airing it like 15 feet up in the air over one of the snow banks in the parking lot down below cooke.
Don’t get me wrong I love powder but I can have fun on any snow conditions. I think it comes from being an only child, I have learned to entertain my self lol
And how can I be a poser when I have an anti monster decal on my sled? Just don’t call me a parking lot cowboy. I only ride sleds and Women and I sure as hell don’t ware IQ reducers (cowboy hats) and the last time I wore cowboy boots was when I was 7 and wanted to kill Indians.
Some of my biggest jumps and dumbest things have been done in parking lots. Hell onetime I got a concussion riding and it was just me and some guys on modded edges from south Dakota. They were setting there drink’n beer. I unloaded my modded 900 ran down the trail maybe 100 yards and fouled a plug crossing a creek and I was stuck on this little island.
They rode out and gave me a free sparkplug. I started it up pinned it and shot across the creek and hit the bank on the other side and aired her out and landed doing a wheel stand and kept her going for like 20 feet. I even did my signature style’n move and put one foot on my spare gas can and stuck the other out in the air behind me. Then the TPS messed up and launched me over the bars. After that I called it a day and loaded the sled on the trailer and went back to the shop to do a bit more tuning lol.
Honestly, you can’t come on hear and say that if not at one point or another you haven’t embarrassed yourself several times in the parking lot! I do it all the time. Spinning doughnuts on ice is fun, high speed drifts are fun, jumping snow banks are fun, hell I got a picture of me on a brand new 2008 600 rental sled airing it like 15 feet up in the air over one of the snow banks in the parking lot down below cooke.
Don’t get me wrong I love powder but I can have fun on any snow conditions. I think it comes from being an only child, I have learned to entertain my self lol
And how can I be a poser when I have an anti monster decal on my sled? Just don’t call me a parking lot cowboy. I only ride sleds and Women and I sure as hell don’t ware IQ reducers (cowboy hats) and the last time I wore cowboy boots was when I was 7 and wanted to kill Indians.
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Lol you'd be a hoot to ride with
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05M7
Well-known member
I have two accounts of Parking lot possers.
1. filling the truck with gas in the town just east of the big horns they have some hill there this guy in a black dodge with a two place trailer with 2 brand new doo xp 800s 162s pulls up next to us. we start talking and he asks where were going (we were headed to togwotee) and he says well i can tell you now you dont have enough track or power cause my two new doos just barley make it around here. I laughed and said huh i never would have guessed. (sarcasticly) then i hopped in the truck and left.
2. a year later at togwotee again it was when we were coming in for lunch, me and a buddy were going to fill up with gas. we waited in line for the pumps. right when the gas starts going into 1 of 2 sleds this gentleman and his wife pull up behind us on two twins turbo apexs. as soon as he shuts it off he starts yelling HURRY UP LETS GO!!! over and over again finaly when we finished i decided to set him straight. i said Hey you know you dont have to be an as***** all the time cause you ride a nice sled. we are all people here and we had to wait our turn to get gas. we had patience like normal people, have you herd of patience before?!?! try it sometime it keeps people happy instead of making them agitated like you have made me. you give this sport its bad name, people like you wreck it for the rest of us. I hope you and your wife have a good time here, and be safe and respectful of other. and we rode away.
Those are people who just drive me crazy
K thats my rant im out!
1. filling the truck with gas in the town just east of the big horns they have some hill there this guy in a black dodge with a two place trailer with 2 brand new doo xp 800s 162s pulls up next to us. we start talking and he asks where were going (we were headed to togwotee) and he says well i can tell you now you dont have enough track or power cause my two new doos just barley make it around here. I laughed and said huh i never would have guessed. (sarcasticly) then i hopped in the truck and left.
2. a year later at togwotee again it was when we were coming in for lunch, me and a buddy were going to fill up with gas. we waited in line for the pumps. right when the gas starts going into 1 of 2 sleds this gentleman and his wife pull up behind us on two twins turbo apexs. as soon as he shuts it off he starts yelling HURRY UP LETS GO!!! over and over again finaly when we finished i decided to set him straight. i said Hey you know you dont have to be an as***** all the time cause you ride a nice sled. we are all people here and we had to wait our turn to get gas. we had patience like normal people, have you herd of patience before?!?! try it sometime it keeps people happy instead of making them agitated like you have made me. you give this sport its bad name, people like you wreck it for the rest of us. I hope you and your wife have a good time here, and be safe and respectful of other. and we rode away.
Those are people who just drive me crazy
K thats my rant im out!
A few years back a few of us went to revy. We were pulling into Area 51 and a guy was stuck with his dually and 4 place trailer just on the crest of a hill (road went through a small gully) right at the enterence into the small parking area. No big deal we stopped the truck on the other side because we new we would need a run to get through the gulley and over the mess that was made.
So we were working with this guy to get the rig out and heard some other guys pulling up. Sent a buddy back to let them know what is going on. My buddy said he walked up to the truck, window came down and he nearly got high from the smoke rolling out of the truck.
Well about 3 min later these rigs come flying in wheeling around the the stuck rig, slipPing and sliding all over. Annoyed but we did say much. Once the rig was out these guys parked, cranked the ACDC and were passing out the beers. Then began unloading sleds, jumping them off the trailers after zero warm up time, then began ripping up the parking lot.
It was thr first I had EVER seen quite a show like this. Its this that gives sledders a bad rep.
So we were working with this guy to get the rig out and heard some other guys pulling up. Sent a buddy back to let them know what is going on. My buddy said he walked up to the truck, window came down and he nearly got high from the smoke rolling out of the truck.
Well about 3 min later these rigs come flying in wheeling around the the stuck rig, slipPing and sliding all over. Annoyed but we did say much. Once the rig was out these guys parked, cranked the ACDC and were passing out the beers. Then began unloading sleds, jumping them off the trailers after zero warm up time, then began ripping up the parking lot.
It was thr first I had EVER seen quite a show like this. Its this that gives sledders a bad rep.
Kind off topic, but I HATE when these posers ride around town with their SledBeds in their lifted Diesels with one or two sleds on them trying to show off how cool they are with their "Sweet Sleds" when they aren't even going to ride. Ya just what I want to do, roll around town with an extra 1000 pounds when fuel is outrageous. Those are the ones who are the Parking Lot Cowboys. I could understand if you were actually going riding, but just to tote the sleds around for no reason other than to show off is ridiculous
Those guys make me laugh. They just want to look cool, and draw attention to themselves. I like to refer to those guys as "tools".
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decarls
Member
how did you resist not following these guys around for a while. that could have been the best show ever!
We did run into them up that hill later that day, it was quite a show. They were bouncing off anything at wide open throttle and holding nothing back. I was quite impressive.
The funniest thing was on the way back to the truck we passed one of their guys sitting on the trail.....his sled melted down and he had been there since the morning...about 7-8 miles from the staging area. I guess when his sled broke down and they said they would be back to get him on the way back down....some friends!
Some friends and I sat at a boat ramp over the fourth of july. This is in a town that goes from 10- 15000 people to 150,000 plus for the weekend. This has to be one of the bigger clusters I have seen. Especially when you throw in a bunch of people from the cities that cannot back a trailer. Then a group of bored kids get a few lawn chairs, score cards "to rate the drivers", and a cooler of beer. We held the score cards up for every one to see. This has to be one of the best laughs I have ever done. Belive me it is real funny to watch a retard jackknife his trailer across three lanes on the boat ramp. All while his lady friend kept telling him to turn the other way. All was well until the game warden showed up to tell us to stop harrasing people.
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Summitstef
Member
What type of score does a guy receive when he has a sea doo in the box of his truck, backs the a$$ end of the truck into the lake, forgets to take off the ratchet straps, has both doors open with the water just about to the bottom of the bench, comes to ask me for help, and I just about pi$$ myself with laughter??
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m7maniac
New member
sounds like detroit lakes, mn on the 4th, what a clusterf**k!
What type of score does a guy receive when he has a sea doo in the box of his truck, backs the a$$ end of the truck into the lake, forgets to take off the ratchet straps, has both doors open with the water just about to the bottom of the bench, comes to ask me for help, and I just about pi$$ myself with laughter??
a little off subject but we were at the lake one evening and it was a little breezy and a guy pulls up with an old ford F250 and an old stand up jet ski. he backed it in and almost flodded out his truck. he got the ski outa the back of the truck and pushed it on the upwind side of his truck (passanger side). well he pushed it up by the front end and he hoped into his truck and little did he know the wind blew his jet ski in front of his truck. he pulled the parking brake and dumped the clutch....you guessed it, he ran over it and never knew it was there lol. his front wheels were even off the ground. he backed off of it and pushed it up on shore. he crushed the whole hull and screwed up some other stuff lol. you shoulda hear the stuff he was saying lol
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snowfreakmn
Member
We were at Tog a few years back and this dude was hauling and storing his sled in a cube van he even made a custom ramp. We thought it was a sweet plan. Well after a few days of in and out the floor totally iced up, and you guessed it he shot up in the van and couldn't stop. He parked it between the front seats and did a header over the handle bars. He ended up wedged between the dash and windshield of the cube van. We still laugh about it to this day!
Well this started as a funny thread, now it just seems like its "posing" as a rider if you ride up hills WOT and drive with your sled on your sled bed.. Sounds like jealousy there! If i had a big nice lifted diesel and a sled bed and a nice sled to put on the sled bed, why not drive around with it on? That makes them a tool?? I thought we were bashing the people that take 14000 dollar sleds and ride a mile from the parking lot, not the people that have nice trucks and dont want to load and unload there sled everytime they go because they bought a sled bed for that reason? Now doing it in the summer time, THATS being a TOOL
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