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That's a whole lotta posts you got there mule
you're not the only one that was surprised.

I knew I lost a few when the first (and second) max threads went bye-bye.

I was up to 27k-ish iirc when the recount happened. Figured it'd be up around low/mid 30s.

Didn't expect 40k+. :eek::eek:

what was really funny (to me anyways) was all the threads about it were about people /losing/ post counts. Mine almost doubled.
 
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
ShamWow: You'll Say "Hooker, Gimmie My ****ing Tongue Back" Every Time

The Smoking Gun is my hero today.

You know Vince from ShamWow, right? How about a refresher on the mug:

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Wait! Holy asshats, Vince? Why do you look so disheveled?

Turns out that Vince picked up this girl:

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Wait! Why does she look like that?

Can I tell the ****ing story? Cause ya know we can't do this all day.

Vince was propositioned by the girl above, took her back to his hotel, gave her $1000, and apparently at first kiss, she clamped down on his tongue which prompted him to struggle and then repeatedly beat her about the face and head at which point she finally let go. Vince ran down to the lobby, bleeding, cops got involved, and they were both stitched and booked. Not surprisingly, it appears they were both drunk.

Ah, Vince, 15 minutes can be so short. Ya won't find Billy Mays whoring it up like that.
 
you're not the only one that was surprised.

I knew I lost a few when the first (and second) max threads went bye-bye.

I was up to 27k-ish iirc when the recount happened. Figured it'd be up around low/mid 30s.

Didn't expect 40k+. :eek::eek:

what was really funny (to me anyways) was all the threads about it were about people /losing/ post counts. Mine almost doubled.

mine went up too
 
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